Middle-earth March Madness is on! As we come to the end of Round 1, we realize that there may be some names in these brackets that you don’t recognize. It’s okay. In the entire pantheon of Middle-earth, there are a lot of names. We can’t expect all of them to stick – especially those from such dense sources as The Silmarillion. Our live Sunday show, TORn Book Club (hosted by yours truly), is currently going through the book chapter-by-chapter as a primer for those who want to read it but may be intimidated by the huge scope of the story. With that in mind, I’m here to go through the Silmarillion characters listed in our March Madness and give you a little glimpse into who they are so that you can cast your vote with more confidence.
Just as a warning, this will go into some spoilers for The Silmarillion, but I’ll do my best to keep them to a minimum. It should also be noted that these are just summaries, and they may skip over various details to get to the heart of the subject. I will also do my best to keep my opinions to myself and not play favorites.
Beren vs. Túrin
Beren – Beren son of Barahir is best known as one of the two main characters from the tale of Beren and Lúthien, an action-packed romance. Beren, one of the few survivors of a terrible battle with the Dark Lord, Morgoth, lived as an outlaw until he was driven by Sauron through dark and terrible lands until he finally reached the protected Elf forest of Doriath. There he met and fell in love with Lúthien, daughter of the Elven king Thingol. Thingol, unwilling to give his daughter’s hand in marriage to a lowly Man, told Beren that he could wed Lúthien if – and only if – he could steal a Silmaril, one of the most prized jewels in all of Middle-earth, from the crown of Morgoth himself. Thingol’s presumption was that Beren would either fail or die in the attempt. Either way, Lúthien would not be able to marry him. But Beren was undaunted, and he undertook a great adventure with Lúthien to reach Morgoth’s stronghold of Angband (an adventure so huge, it could probably be its own film trilogy). In the end, Beren was able to fulfill his task and steal a Silmaril, but he ended up receiving a mortal wound and succumbing. What did Lúthien do about that? Well, I’ll get to her later on.
Túrin – (WARNING: This summary contains larger-than-average spoilers) Túrin Turambar is probably one of the most tragic characters ever written by Tolkien. Just like Beren and Lúthien, Túrin’s story is a huge one – so big, in fact, that it is its own separate novel: The Children of Húrin. Just like Beren, Túrin’s family was involved in a great battle with Morgoth. They were defeated, and Túrin’s father, Húrin, was captured by Morgoth, who then cursed him and his family. Túrin fled to the forest of Doriath. King Thingol, his heart softened by the deeds of Beren, was much more welcoming this time around. Túrin lived for years in Doriath, until he got into an argument with an Elf named Saeros who didn’t care too much for Men. In the heat of the argument Saeros was killed, and fearing for his own life, Túrin fled Doriath and took up with outlaws. He developed a great reputation as a feared warrior, and eventually came to another secret Elven kingdom called Nargothrond. Eventually, he was able to convince Orodreth, the king of Nargothrond, to open up his gates and fight Morgoth openly. This decision was so bad, the Valar Ulmo, lord of the waters, tried to convince Túrin not to go through with it. But go through with it, he did. And, just as Ulmo predicted, Nargothrond was besieged by Morgoth’s forces, led by Glaurung, the father of Dragons. One by one, all of his friends were killed. Túrin, wracked with guilt, went back to life as a vagabond and outlaw. Meanwhile, Túrin’s mother Morwen and long-lost sister Nienor left their safe home in order to find him. Eventually, they came upon the ruined Nargothrond and Glaurung, who had taken up residence there. Glaurung killed everybody, but left Nienor alive, opting instead to cast a spell on her, removing her memory. Túrin found her and named her Níniel. Eventually, they fell in love and were married, neither one of them aware of who the other truly was. Believing that he had finally found happiness, Túrin gave up his life as a warrior to live out his days with his new wife. Glaurung, however, was not done with Túrin, and eventually left Nargothrond to take the fight to him. Reluctantly, Túrin took up his sword one last time to fight the great dragon. He dealt Glauring a fatal wound, but was knocked unconscious in the process. While Túrin was out cold, Nienor approached the dying dragon. With his last breath, Glaurung removed the spell, and she regained her memory. Horrified at what she had done, she killed herself. Túrin, upon waking, learned of her death and who she truly was, and fell on his sword in grief.
Ungoliant vs. Huan
Ungoliant – Simply put, Ungoliant is a being of pure malice. She took up the form of a giant spider, but she was much more than just that. Her origins are something of a mystery, but she is most basically identified as a primeval spirit of the night. She first appeared on the island of Valinor, and was convinced by Melkor (also known as Morgoth) to help him in overthrowing the Valar and tearing down the Trees of Valinor, the source of all light in the world. He promised her anything, but she wanted the Silmarils, which he coveted too much. Unable to control Ungoliant and her insatiable hunger, Morgoth had his Balrogs drive her away. But she left a trail of darkness behind her, and eventually took up residence in a mountain range where she spawned so much evil that the mountains were named Ered Gorgoroth, “The Mountains of Terror”. Eventually, unable to satisfy her own hunger, she finally devoured herself. Think about that. Ungoliant was so evil and malicious, the literal Lord of Darkness thought she went too far.
Huan – This is another character from the tale of Beren and Lúthien. Huan was a great hound from the land of Valinor, who served the two Elf princes Celegorm and Curufin. After Beren left Doriath on his quest for a Silmaril, Lúthien went after him and was intercepted by Celegorm and Curufin, who hoped to wed her and forge an alliance with her father. Huan betrayed his masters and helped Lúthien escape, and also accompanied her in her quest to find Beren, who at that point was imprisoned by Sauron. The two of them took on Sauron’s army of orcs and werewolves, and eventually rescued Beren when Huan defeated Sauron himself (in werewolf form) in single combat. Huan also helped Beren and Lúthien enter Morgoth’s fortress Angband, and eventually was killed fighting Morgoth’s guardian wolf, Carcharoth, who was driven mad after biting off Beren’s hand and swallowing the Silmaril he had just stolen.
Gil-galad vs. Elendil
Gil-galad – He was the last of the great Elven kings. After the final defeat of Morgoth, and the reshaping of the world, he established a new Elven kingdom. He is best known for being the only Elf who saw through the ruse of a stranger named Annatar, who taught the Elven smiths how to forge rings of power. Yes, Annatar was Sauron. He helped to disperse and hide the rings of power from Sauron, and joined forces with Elendil, the king of Men, in the Last Alliance. Taking the fight to Mordor, he fought in single combat with Sauron and was killed.
Elendil – He was one of the few survivors of the destruction of the great kingdom of Númenor. Traveling with his sons Isildur and Anárion, they established a new kingdom in Middle-earth, forsaking the dark and ultimately destructive history of their ancestors. When Gil-galad gathered armies to march on Sauron in Mordor, Elendil joined the fight. Just like Gil-galad, Elendil was killed in single combat with Sauron. It was his son, Isildur, who would eventually defeat him.
Glaurung vs. Thingol
Glaurung – The Father of Dragons, Glaurung was the first and arguably one of the greatest. He’s also the most insidious of them. His appearance in the story of Túrin above is his most well-known appearance, and his actions are arguably quite despicable. Not happy with only killing his foes, he felt the need to toy with them.
Thingol – He has been mentioned in a few entries above, but Thingol is an important character in his own right. He is one of the High Elven Kings, who established his domain in the forest of Doriath. Fighting in one of the early battles against Morgoth, he realized that he could not hope to defeat him openly, and opted instead for a more defensive stance. In Doriath, he established his underground stronghold of Menegroth. He also wed a Maia named Melian, and their daughter, Lúthien, was considered the fairest of all of the Elves. After gaining a Silmaril from Beren, Thingol fell victim to its corrupting power, and it eventually led to his downfall.
Morgoth vs. Melian
Morgoth – This is the original Dark Lord. He began his existence as a spirit – or Ainur – named Melkor. He was the wisest and most powerful of the Ainur, but he was also the most ambitious. As the Ainur created a great symphony that would become the universe and the world, Melkor endeavored to disrupt it and make it his own. After the creation of Arda, the Kingdom of Earth, the Ainur descended to it and became the Valar, the powerful lords of the Earth. Because of his disrupting nature, Melkor was not made a Valar, but still descended to Arda in order to corrupt and destroy the Valar’s work. As he continued to corrupt and destroy, he gave in to hatred and malice. His dark intentions and corrupting powers eventually led to him being named “Morgoth” or “Black Foe of the World” by Fëanor, the creator of the Silmarils, after his theft of them. The First Age of Middle-earth is all about the wars against Morgoth waged by Elves, Men and Valar alike.
Melian – Melian is a Maia, one of the Ainur who descended to Arda but did not play as large a part in the shaping of the world as the Valar. She loved the woods, and King Thingol found her and fell in love with her there. They wed and had a daughter, Lúthien. She was Thingol’s closest and most trusted counsellor. When Thingol chose to hide his kingdom in Doriath, she aided him by creating the Girdle of Melian, a boundary in the forest designed to thwart and frighten away anybody who would attempt to cross it. She is the only Ainu to ever wed an Elf or Man or have children with one. When Thingol was killed, she finally left Middle-earth and returned to Valinor where she mourned him for the rest of time.
Manwë vs. Finrod
Manwë – He is the greatest of all of the Valar, and is named King of Arda. In the creation of Arda, his main focus was on the air and the heavens, and he commands the Eagles. He also keeps a watchful eye over all of Middle-earth from his hall in the top of the tower of Taniquetil in Valinor. He is the only Valar who has a direct connection to Eru Ilúvatar, the supreme being who created everything, and who is most privy to his plans.
Finrod – Finrod was the Elven King who established the kingdom of Nargothrond. He was also the Elf who first discovered Men when they were first awakened by Eru Ilúvatar. He taught them of the world, and became very fond of them. In one of the great battles against Morgoth, Barahir, father to Beren saved Finrod’s life. Finrod swore an oath to repay that debt to Barahir, and gave him his ring as a symbol of that oath (you may remember that as the Ring of Barahir that Aragorn wears). When Beren began his quest to retrieve a Silmaril for Thingol, he called upon Finrod to fulfill his oath and join him in his quest. Finrod did so, and eventually repaid the oath by defending Beren against Sauron and sacrificing his life.
Ancalagon vs. Eru Ilúvatar
Ancalagon – Ancalagon the Black was Morgoth’s greatest weapon against the Elves and the Valar in the War of Wrath, the final battle of the First Age. Ancalagon was the largest of all of the dragons, and he led a fleet of dragons against the Eagles, led by their great chief Thorondor, and the great Halfelven lord Eärendil. In the battle, eventually defeated and threw down Ancalagon, and the impact was so fierce that it destroyed Morgoth’s fortress of Thangorodrim.
Eru Ilúvatar – Also known as the One, Eru Ilúvatar is the supreme being who created the world. Residing in the Void, he was the keeper of the Light Imperishable, the source of all life in the universe. He used it to create the Ainur, who he commanded to perform a great symphony. He gave them two themes, and the music the made from it created Arda, the Kingdom of Earth, and the Ainur descended to it to become Valar and Maiar. But he also created a third theme that was solely for his use, and that theme led to the creation of the Children of Ilúvatar: Elves and Men. They are solely his creation, and the Valar and Maiar have no direct power over them – though they can influence them. Eru Ilúvatar tends to let things play out as they will, as the events in Arda and Middle-earth are all part of a plan according to the themes he created. He only ever directly intervenes in the events of the world in the direst of circumstances.
Lúthien vs. Eärendil
Lúthien – The daughter of Thingol and Melian, Lúthien Tinúviel is regarded as the most beautiful of all the Elves who ever walked in Middle-earth. She fell in love with Beren, who wandered into her land through great terrors. When he saw her dancing among the trees, he forgot all of the horrors he had seen and fought and named her Tinúviel which means “nightingale.” They spent a great deal of time in the woods of Doriath before Thingol finally discovered them. He commanded Beren to steal a Silmaril from the crown of Morgoth in order to win her hand in marriage. When Beren left on his quest, Lúthien secretly left Doriath to follow him and aid him. She met the Great Hound Huan when she was captured by the brothers Celegorm and Curufin, and he aided her in finding Beren. By then, Beren and his company had been captured by Sauron. Lúthien and Huan, disguised as aids to Sauron, infiltrated his fortress and defeated his orcs and werewolves. When Huan defeated and humiliated Sauron, Lúthien commanded him to leave the fortress and pass lordship of it to her. Once Sauron was gone, Lúthien found Beren grief-stricken because his entire company had been killed by Sauron’s werewolves. She convinced him to return with her to Doriath, but Beren had to fulfill the quest to win her hand. Using disguises again, Beren, Lúthien and Huan were able to sneak into Morgoth’s fortress, Angband – something never before accomplished by Elves or Men. In Morgoth’s great hall, Lúthien used the power of her song to put Morgoth and everybody within the sound of her voice into a deep sleep. Beren was able to pry a Silmaril from Morgoth’s crown, but his blade snapped in his attempt to take all three. The shard pierced Morgoth and woke him, prompting Beren and Lúthien to flee with the Silmaril. They were waylaid at the entrance to Angband by Carcharoth, the greatest of the werewolves. Beren attempted to fend him off with the light of the Silmaril, but Carcharoth bit off his hand and swallowed the jewel. Beren and Lúthien were then spirited back to Doriath by the Eagles before they were overtaken by Morgoth’s forces. Beren told Thingol of what happened, and he agreed to allow Lúthien to marry him, but there was still the matter of the wild Carcharoth and the Silmaril. Beren and Huan joined the hunting party, and both received mortal wounds before killing the wolf and retrieving the Silmaril. Beren was taken back to Doriath and died. Since Men leave the world when they die, Lúthien pleaded with him to meet her in Valinor before succumbing to her own grief at his loss and dying. In Valinor, Lúthien pleaded with the Valar to give them both a mortal life and to live out their days in peace. The Valar, moved by her song and heartfelt plea, agreed to her request. Beren and Lúthien returned to Doriath, and lived a long second life and had a son, Dior, who would become Thingol’s heir.
Eärendil – Raised in the secret Elven kingdom of Gondolin, Eärendil is actually a Half-Elf. He was only a child when Morgoth learned of the location of Gondolin and sacked it. He and his surviving family escaped to the mouth of the great river Sirion, where Eärendil learned the art of being a shipbuilder and a mariner from Cirdan, the Elven Shipwright. He eventually married Elwing, the granddaughter of Beren and Lúthien, who also possessed the stolen Silmaril. The other Elven Kings learned of Elwing’s Silmaril, and sent raiding parties after her in their kingdom of Arvernien when Eärendil was out to sea. But rather than let it fall into their hands, Elwing cast herself and the Silmaril into the sea. Because she had the Silmaril, the Valar Ulmo, Lord of the Seas, lifted her up and delivered her to Eärendil. Learning of what happened, Eärendil determined that the Elves were falling under the corrupting power of Morgoth, and that it was finally time for the Valar to intervene. He sailed his ship to Valinor, and was the first mortal to ever set foot on it alive. He begged the Valar to take up arms and aid Men and Elves in their fight against Morgoth, and they agreed. Since Eärendil had traveled to Valinor for Men and Elves and not for himself, he and Elwing were given a choice to live their lives either fully as Elf or as Mortal. Elwing chose to be an Elf, and Eärendil chose the same to be with her. Their children, Elrond and Elros were also given the same choice in their time. Once the choice was made, the Valar joined Eärendil’s host and lay siege to Morgoth’s fortress in the War of Wrath, the final battle of the First Age. Eärendil battled Ancalagon the Black, the mightiest of all dragons, and tore down the fortress Thangorodrim. When Morgoth was defeated, the Valar expelled him to the Void outside of existence. After the battle, Eärendil sailed his ship into the heavens where he sits as the brightest and most beloved star. It is prophecied that one day Morgoth will return to destroy Arda utterly, and Eärendil will also return to join the Valar in the final battle that will unmake the world and remake it in a brand new vision.
When TORn’s new book, Middle-earth Madness, came out last month for Kindle and Nook, some fans were delighted, like Elizabeth Trogden who gives the books five stars at Amazon saying, “Just as the movies led me to the books, TheOneRing.net informed me of the many fans and their activities. This book wonderfully complements all of them.”
But there were others lit up Facebook and message boards with a clear request: “We want a printed version!” As Ithilwen commented, “I hope for printed version as well, it just seems way more fitting to read about Middle-earth from a paper book. Or maybe I’m just a bit old fashioned.”
Well, here it is. Real pages packed with hobbity goodness for you to hold in your hand and set on the shelf with The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings movies the book is all about. It’s a little piece of TORn you can keep as a collector’s item and look back on as the years go by.
– Which creature design in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey the filmmakers weren’t satisfied with and secretly changed for the extended edition DVD
– Which Hobbit movie includes an item with J.R.R. Tolkien’s name written on it
– Which item Bilbo takes from Beorn’s house and takes home
– How Peter Jackson could make an adaptation of The Silmarillion without obtaining the rights from the Tolkien Estate
– and lots more, including interviews with Richard Armitage (Thorin), Sylvester McCoy (Radagast), Richard Taylor (Weta Workshop), Mark Ordesky (LOTR Exec) and many more of your favorites.
Want to read a sample chapter and see what all the fuss is about? Here you go!
Update: thanks to DanielLB on our discussion boards for pointing out that the book is also available on some Amazon sites for countries other than the U.S. (amazon.uk, amazon.fr). So check out your country’s site in case you can save on some shipping.
TheOneRing.net is pleased to announce that to celebrate the birthdays of Frodo and Bilbo, we are releasing a digital book called Middle-earth Madness. Join Quickbeam, Happy Hobbit, greendragon, MrCere, Kristin Thompson, J.W. Braun and the gang, along with Richard Armitage (Thorin), Sylvester McCoy (Radagast), Richard Taylor (Weta Workshop), Mark Ordesky (LOTR Exec) and many more of your favorites for an in-depth look at the first two Peter Jackson Hobbit movies as well as a look back at his Lord of the Rings.
With it’s scene-by-scene analysis and behind-the-scenes stories, Middle-earth Madness is your tour guide and backstage pass all rolled into one. Best yet, with no spoilers for the third Hobbit film, it’s a great way to look back and reflect before enjoying The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.
(The book is available at Amazon websites worldwide. We will have the it available for Nook very shortly.)
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TheOneRing.net is happy to announce that this September, to celebrate the birthdays of Bilbo and Frodo, we will be releasing a digital book all about The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings films. For this project, we interviewed many of the people responsible for these blockbusters, including Mark Ordesky, executive producer of the LOTR movies. With Ordesky’s new series, The Quest, premiering this Thursday, July 31 at 8/7c on ABC in North America, we thought it would be fun to share with you a sample from the book, Ordesky’s tell-all interview where he explains how he became involved with The Lord of the Rings, why he left New Line Cinema, and how his time working on the LOTR films inspired his new television series.
Catching Up With Mark Ordesky
By J.W. Braun
Mark Ordesky will never forget the day he was told he would be a production executive for The Lord of the Rings movies. “My boss, [New Line Cinema founder] Bob Shaye, said to me, ‘Listen, Peter Jackson is your friend. He slept on your couch. You love The Lord of the Rings. So you’re going to be the canary in the mine.’”
Born in Sacramento County in 1963, Ordesky fell in love with fantasy at a young age. “I was introduced to Dungeons & Dragons in the 1970s when finishing elementary school,” he tells TheOneRing.net, “and like so many others, I took to it immediately and passionately. A friend I played with gave me a box of books: required reading. Really! In that box were The Chronicles of Narnia, The Chronicles of Amber, the Robert E. Howard Conan stories, the Eternal Champion books, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. That was about when the Rankin/Bass version of The Hobbit was on television, followed by Ralph Bakshi’s Lord of the Rings film in theaters. I remember just finishing up the books about the same time I saw those movies and how much fun it all was.I really became a fantasy fanatic. By high school, I was Dungeon Master of my own ambitious Dungeons & Dragons games with my brother Joel and a group of our best pals. That campaign lasted throughout high school, college, and slightly beyond. They were great times, and it was really wonderful to sustain and grow a gaming world for so long with the same core group of best friends. To this day, we reunite in San Francisco every summer.”
Unfortunately, Ordesky was unable to major in “dragon slaying” in college. So while attending the University of Southern California, he pursued his interest in journalism before switching gears. “In 1985, I was completing my print journalism degree, was editor of the university newspaper, had interned at the Los Angeles Herald Examiner and Los Angeles Times… but nonetheless felt being a professional journalist might not be the right direction. It was during this time that I wrote a short story for a creative writing class. It was about (big surprise) a naïve, idealistic student journalist investigating a campus murder alongside a grizzled, cynical professional journalist. Through an unexpected series of fortunate circumstances more likely to happen in Los Angeles than anywhere else, my short story got put in development at Columbia Pictures’ Tri-Star movie unit, with Matthew Broderick considered to play the student journalist character based on me. Like many development projects in Hollywood, the movie never materialized. But this turn of events created an opportunity to learn the ropes of script analysis and to become part of the film industry. And during this period, I realized that my real skill was recognizing talented people and movies and advocating for them.”
Ordesky began working for Republic Pictures, an independent film corporation that had made hundreds of B movies throughout the Golden Age of Hollywood. In the 1980s, with cable television and the videocassette rental market emerging, the company was reinventing itself.
“I did home video acquisitions,” Ordesky recalls. “I used to watch a bag full of videocassette movies every weekend, driving my then fiancée crazy. Around 1987 there was a video sent to me by the New Zealand Film Commission for consideration as a U.S. acquisition. I really, really dug the film. I was totally gobsmacked by it. It was just audacious and bold and clever, and so distinctive. It was called Bad Taste, and it was directed by a guy named Peter Jackson.”
Starting off as side project in 1983 while Jackson, then 22 years old, was working for his local newspaper, Bad Taste (or Roast of the Day as it originally was called) was supposed to be a ten to fifteen minute short starring Jackson and his friends about a door-to-door money collector and his encounter with aliens. But what started as a hobby kept becoming more ambitious, and by the time he had finished in 1987, Jackson had a ninety-two minute “feature.”
“Unfortunately,” Ordesky recalls, “I was not able to convince my bosses at Republic Pictures to let me license the distribution rights. They thought I was crazy for wanting to buy this ‘foreign’ film about flesh eating aliens from outer space attacking New Zealand. But I told myself that this was a director to keep an eye on. Then I moved from Republic Pictures to New Line Cinema in 1988 to be a story editor, which basically meant that I was a junior executive. One of the first things I did was to write Saul Zaentz, inquiring about the movie rights to The Lord of the Rings. The correspondence went unanswered, which didn’t surprise me as a newbie junior executive writing a multiple Best Picture winner!”
At about that time, New Line Cinema was preparing to make The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, and Ordesky put Jackson’s name forth as a possible director. Ultimately, Jeff Burr was chosen, but not long after, Jackson was paging through a copy of Fangoria magazine when he came across his name as one of the directors passed over for the project. Not yet 30 years old and having completed only two low-budget features (one of which hadn’t been distributed yet), Jackson was stunned to see his name in an American magazine.
“By that time,” Ordesky explains, “Peter had finished a movie called Meet the Feebles. Then he made another film, Braindead. And just like Bad Taste, I tried to license those. Again it didn’t work out. But I did talk about him enough that I was able to persuade my superiors that we should hire Peter to do a screenplay draft of A Nightmare on Elm Street, which would have been Part 6, had it been made.”
The Nightmare franchise, featuring Freddy Krueger, was New Line’s crown jewel. After Freddy’s introduction in 1984, New Line released a Nightmare film every year for the remainder of the decade, with the exception of 1987. But going into the ‘90s, New Line executives felt the franchise was losing steam and needed new ideas. Jackson came up with a story about a police officer falling into a coma and becoming trapped in Freddy’s nightmare world. When Jackson came to Los Angeles to discuss it with New Line, he was able to meet with Ordesky professionally – and personally. “Peter crashed on my couch at one point, and I introduced him to Risk. That was the only time I ever beat him. Once he learned the game, I never beat him again. He was just too good a strategist. But the thing was, there was another Nightmare script in development by someone else at that time, because we were always commissioning Nightmare on Elm Street scripts. (We figured if we didn’t use yours for Part 6, it might be Part 7 or Part 8.) So there was simultaneous development, and while Peter presented an amazing script, Bob Shaye went with the other. But it was fun to work with Peter and to have him in my ratty apartment with all my Dungeons & Dragons paraphernalia and my Frank Frazetta posters and so forth. And it did get Peter his first Hollywood paycheck.”
As the ‘90s rolled on, New Line Cinema scored a number of hits, such as The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Austin Powers, and Ordesky’s Rumble in the Bronx; all of which stepped away from conventional Hollywood formulas and stayed with the changing popular culture while other studios lagged behind.
“At New Line, we couldn’t make traditional star-driven films. We were not a company that was going to get access to Tom Cruise. The star-driven vehicles were going to go to Paramount, or Warner Bros., or one of the more traditional studios before us. So Mike De Luca, who was president of production during the time of nearly all the hits you’re describing, realized that what you needed to do if you didn’t have giant movie stars to create opening weekends was to be right on the leading edge of pop culture. You needed to know what motivated audiences apart from just the traditional elements. He used to say, ‘We can’t afford stars. We need to create stars.’ And the way you did that was you take a new or distinctive idea, and give [it] to talented people so that it [becomes] greater than the sum of its parts. So it’s not a coincidence: all those hit New Line movies were left of center, the sort of films and franchises that fit into our model.”
Meanwhile, Peter Jackson had a breakthrough film in 1994 with Heavenly Creatures, for which he and his partner, Fran Walsh, were nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. The film caught the attention of Miramax, a studio that acquired it for distribution and signed Jackson to a deal giving them a first look at anything he was developing. The next year, when he proposed adapting J.R.R. Tolkien’s books into movies, Miramax obtained an option to make the films and set the project in motion.
“I knew they were developing it,” Ordesky says. “I was immensely jealous and crestfallen that it was happening without me, and that it was happening with Peter without me. But there was nothing to be done about it, so I just sort of thought to myself, ‘At least I’ll get to see these cool films be made.’”
Meanwhile, Ordesky kept busy. “At the time, I had made a pivot to acquiring finished films and was running Fine Line Features. I’d go to the film festivals like Sundance to go after art house films and compete against Miramax and a number of other companies to acquire them. So that put me in a realm of dealing with a lot of auteur, singular vision filmmakers; people like Peter, who were not traditional. And I dealt with a lot of international filmmakers, which ended up being my thing.”
Unknown to Ordesky, things were not going well between Jackson and Miramax. Initially, they had decided to make two Lord of the Rings films, possibly to be followed by one Hobbit movie. But Jackson’s vision was too expensive for the studio, and he was unwilling to compromise. By 1998, with anger building on both sides, Miramax and Jackson finally agreed that it wasn’t in their best interests to continue working together, and the studio gave Jackson an ultimatum: he had to find another studio to buy out the project or get out of the way so new writers and a different director could be brought in to do the films the way Miramax wanted. Jackson was given just four weeks to find a new backer. Knowing he was on the brink of losing the project, Jackson knew he needed someone at a studio who understood The Lord of the Rings, who would believe in him, and who was willing to make a film against the conventional wisdom of Hollywood.
“I was going about my business when my phone rang,” Ordesky recalls, “and Peter told me about his struggle and what was going on. He and his agent were sending out packages to all the studios to see if anyone was interested, and he had an in-room presentation he was preparing for anyone who responded. I remember him saying, ‘We have a small window, Mark, but it’s our chance! A chance for us to make a movie together!’”
It was, of course, a calculated move on Jackson’s part. Like a master Risk player, he was avoiding the more conventional strategy of having his agent submit a request to New Line’s chairmen and instead trying to make inroads underneath.
“I think he thought that I was a bit nuts and that I’d do anything to get this done,” Ordesky says. “And he was right.”
By the time a meeting was set up between Jackson and New Line, the other major studios had already declined. They considered the idea of making two films costing hundreds of millions of dollars too great of a risk – particularly with an unproven director at the helm.
“Looking back on it,” reflects Ordesky, “I personally feel that I had more information than everyone else. I didn’t see it as risky or foolish, partially because at that point I’d been at New Line long enough that I really sensed that this was an absolute fit. And I knew Peter Jackson probably better than most of Hollywood. I knew him as an artist. I knew him as a human being. I knew him from the point of view of character and stamina and ambition. And when we had the big meeting with [New Line founder and co-chairman] Bob Shaye, I was incredibly hopeful and enthusiastic that we would have a good result. But Bob, a very successful filmmaker and businessman, is very hard to read, and it was not immediately evident throughout the course of the meeting how it was going. But then Bob asked, ‘Well wait a minute, there’s three books, why are you proposing making two films? Shouldn’t you be making three films of three books?’ It was then I knew there was a real shot.”
In fact, New Line was having a big problem developing sequels to their successful films, such as Dumb and Dumber and The Mask. One solution to the problem was to plan multiple films at once, an idea that was floated for The Foundation Trilogy (based on the books by Isaac Asimov) only to have the project fall apart and the option lapse, leaving New Line with nothing but bills. It was at that point that Shaye stepped into his meeting with Jackson and began to realize the strategy might work with a different set of books.
“The meeting ended, as most of these meetings end, with ‘Thank you, we’ll consider this and come back to you,’” Ordesky recalls. “Bob wanted to speak to Michael Lynne and the other members of senior staff. And we talked about what we thought of the idea. For me it was pure belief and advocacy. All I wanted was to see the films happen. So I was making a case for Peter. I was making a case for the fantasy genre. I was making a case for The Lord of the Rings specifically, and particularly as a fit for New Line. The Lord of the Rings was a branded property, but in a genre that Hollywood had ill-served and somewhat neglected. Rings had a worldwide, multi-generational fan base, but also a super motivated core of fans for whom the stories were beloved. And then there was the sequel issue. We were all very conscious of the fact that New Line had had trouble making sequels, most notably to its Jim Carrey movies. I made the point that even in a two film version of Rings, let alone a three film version, one would have the advantage of making the sequels in advance. There would no struggle to assemble sequels in terms of deal-making or talent availability. Given New Line’s circumstances, that was a persuasive point to make. Yes, nobody had ever made three films like Rings before. People had made two movies back to back as successful sequels to a prior hit, but nobody had made three films where you were making two sequels in advance: essentially one epic 11-hour film, where you were frontloading the production schedule with material from the first film. But there were also great advantages to it. Economies of scale. If there was some remote location that was featured in more than one of the three films, you could visit that location just that once. Obviously there were great challenges and production and creative issues that had never been faced before, but on the other hand there was this amazing business opportunity to create unprecedented production efficiencies as well.”
At this point, it’s probably not necessary to say that Mr. Ordesky had drive and determination. But it was also right around this time a giant mistake taught him a lesson that sealed his commitment to The Lord of the Rings.
“Soon after the meeting with Peter, I was one of three acquisition executives bidding for The Blair Witch Project at Sundance, and I second-guessed myself and let it get away.” The film was acquired by Artisan Entertainment for $1 million. It went on to gross $248 million at the box office. “It was a devastating mistake. It nearly cost me my operational autonomy at New Line. And I realized something profound, not just about the movie industry but about life. There are very few times when you possess real personal conviction. So when you’re fortunate enough to have it, I think you have a responsibility to see it through no matter what. I let The Blair Witch get away because I ignored my initial conviction, and I remember as The Lord of the Rings was preparing to formally move ahead, and it was seen as such a big gamble, I thought to myself, ‘No matter what happens, I am not going to make the mistake I made with The Blair Witch on The Lord of the Rings. Because I have a conviction about this. It’s from my childhood, I know it’s right for me. It’s right for New Line, and the re-ascendancy of the fantasy genre is nigh.’ (Remember that Harry Potter was on a parallel track with Rings at the time.) I vowed: ‘I’m not going to let this opportunity get away, even if it costs me my entire career.’”
When the deal between Miramax and New Line was finalized, and Frodo Baggins had a new home, Ordesky was thrilled. But it turned out to be just the beginning.
“Bob said, ‘We want to try to make this happen.’ And that’s when he told me I was going to work on the films in New Zealand. He said, ‘Peter is your friend. You’ve always pushed for him. You read The Lord of the Rings when you were a kid. So you’re going to be the canary in the mine.’ At that time, I had heard the expression, but I didn’t really fully know what it meant. Growing up in Southern California, it didn’t resonate with me the way it might have. And I was surprised to be trusted with this opportunity. It was one thing to advocate the films, another to manage them. At that point in my career at New Line, I think the most expensive film I’d supervised was probably $6 million, and then they put me on this $270 million dollar film as a production executive! Then again, this really goes to the heart of New Line’s corporate culture, which was amazing. There was a real value on pride of ownership. That if you felt the sense of ownership in something, you would work harder and smarter and better – as opposed to something that was an assigned task. So at New Line, if you brought something in and advocated it, you would most likely see it through to the finish.”
The first order of business was to figure exactly what kind of project this would be. “We had agreed the films would be made in New Zealand as Peter intended. I think New Line assumed they would be three movies of roughly two hours each, give or take. Peter has famously said, ‘The right length for a film is the right length.’ There was an initial thought that maybe the release dates would be six months apart. But after discussions, and when we all got into how the films were actually going to be made, everyone came to the conclusion that releasing one year apart was the right way to go about it. As the films expanded in scope and ambition, it also became apparent that we needed someone with a lot of experience doing big budget films in overseas locations. That meant Barrie Osborne, known for his contribution to successes like Apocalypse Now, The Matrix, and Baz’s The Great Gatsby. He met with Peter in Wellington, and the deal was sealed.”
Meanwhile, Ordesky finally had the chance to meet Saul Zaentz, who still owned the film rights to The Lord of the Rings. “I first met him in 1999. As production continued, I saw him at least once a year and got to spend a fair bit of time with him, which I thought was great considering I’d sent him that letter he never answered in 1988! One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest [from 1975] is still one of my top five films of all time. I admired the way he navigated Hollywood on his own terms. He was not afraid of a fight. In 2013 when I heard he was ill, I reached out to him again, but he was too ill to speak by then. It would have been lovely to speak to him one last time, but I was fortunate to be able to spend the time with him that I did.”
Zaentz died in 2014 at the age of 92 on J.R.R. Tolkien’s 122nd birthday (January 3).
Back in the middle of 1999 (summer for Los Angeles and winter for New Zealand), The Lord of the Rings project was preparing to transition from pre-production to principal photography, and Ordesky had thousands of details to oversee.
“Bob Shaye used to jokingly refer to me as the translator, because not everyone at New Line was as steeped in Tolkien or The Lord of the Rings as I was. Whenever you have a big franchise movie, particularly one being made far away, it was important for me to make sure the studio was getting what it bargained for and that the filmmakers were getting all they needed. In the early days, casting was obviously a big priority. There were so many primary roles to cast. And most of them wouldn’t be cast with stars, so there was a wide-ranging process. There was casting explorations in New Zealand, Australia, the United Kingdom and the United States. Peter would inevitably narrow it down to anywhere from five and ten actors whom he favored for a given role, one a favorite, and it was my job to show those people to the powers that be at New Line and get Peter’s choices approved. That was incredibly energizing and was one of the big, first creative endeavors I undertook on behalf of the filmmakers.”
One piece of casting proved problematic.
“Stuart Townsend was someone that Peter really wanted for Aragorn. He had a vision for Stuart, and New Line chose to support it. Like most of the other lead actors, Stuart went down to New Zealand well before filming for horse training, sword training, language coaching; whatever he’d need to help play his character. And it was toward the end of that process, as principal photography neared, that Peter realized Stuart wasn’t the ideal match for the part. I was in London when I got the call that we were parting ways with Stuart. And Peter rang me and said, ‘We need new ideas.’ Now you have to realize, the film was scheduled to shoot in a week! This was very last minute. I remember being flipped out, wondering, ‘how are we possibly going to recast the role so quickly?’ And I wrote three names on a piece of paper: Russell Crowe, Jason Patric, and Viggo Mortensen. I had met Viggo some years before. My assistant at New Line, Jackie Tepper, would push me whenever she saw actors she thought I should know. And she flagged Viggo back in the days of Indian Runner and The Hunt for Red October.”
(Interestingly, Mortensen, before becoming known, was also in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, the one Ordesky wanted Jackson to direct.)
“And so, well before The Lord of the Rings,” Ordesky continues, “I ended up having a meeting with Viggo. He’s not really a guy for taking meetings. He’s a wonderfully non-Hollywood guy. But somehow my assistant, through her persistence, convinced Viggo’s manager that we should have Hollywood lunch. And he was incredibly polite and gracious. He told me he was Danish, and I found out the town where his family originated translated into English as ‘Ring-town’. Because I was such a fan of The Lord of the Rings, that stuck in my brain. Years later in that London hotel room, I thought back to that and thought he would be worthy of playing Aragorn. Turns out that Peter, Fran, and Philippa were already ahead of me as Viggo was on their lists too.”
Mortensen, who enjoys his camping trips, wasn’t the easiest actor to reach. But the casting director made contact with his agent, and it didn’t take long to get an answer (which is probably because the filmmakers made it clear they didn’t have very long to wait for one). Ordesky recounts: “His manager told him, ‘you need to read this script, and if you like it, you need to be on a plane in 48 hours to New Zealand.’ As it turns out, Viggo’s son Henry had been reading The Lord of the Rings, which was a wonderful bit of serendipity. And Viggo, like most great actors, liked to take on roles that frightened or challenged him in some respect, so he came on board. And throughout the shooting we became good friends.”
Any film project has its difficulties, but with three and a half years of shooting, with up to seven units going simultaneously, the complexity of The Lord of the Rings shoot was mind-boggling. And that doesn’t even factor in the availability of the actors and the crazy New Zealand weather throwing a wrench into the best-laid plans.
“It’s like trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle on a moving table when someone’s always hiding the piece you need,” Ordesky explains. “There are always these crazy variables. That’s part of the challenge, and that’s part of the satisfaction.”
Throughout the project, Ordesky flew back and forth between Los Angeles and New Zealand over thirty times, but as time went on he found himself in New Zealand most of the time.
“Relationships are always best in person. And if you’re really going contribute and be helpful, you have to be present. New Line wanted me in New Zealand so they could hold me responsible and have trusted insights into the production. And there were always heaps to do. From the sublime to the ridiculous: I can remember one time running around the set trying to get the actors to approve their Burger King toy visages,” he says with a chuckle. “My only regret is that we shot in so many amazing New Zealand locations, all these amazing, natural places, and I missed a lot of them because I was usually dealing with stuff in Wellington. But the locations I did see were spectacular. The natural beauty of New Zealand is no special effect. It was great to see how that manifested in the films.”
Meanwhile, the world around Ordesky was continuing to evolve and change. In the past, films – especially those made in remote locations – could be made with relative secrecy, with the studio carefully releasing information for publicity purposes as it saw fit. In the 1990s, that began to change, with websites (like that shady site, TheOneRing.net) sending spies to production to take photos and post reports which were instantly available to everyone. (The Lord of the Rings filmmakers had a special disadvantage: Tolkien fans knew their story nearly scene for scene!) It was a new issue for studios, and many didn’t know how to deal with it. Some engaged in squabbles with fansites. New Line’s Senior Vice President of Interactive Marketing, Gordon Paddison, took a different approach.
“Gordon was a real groundbreaker,” Ordesky recalls. “He embraced the internet as a community-building marketing tool. I remember him walking me through how we were going to engage the fansites like TheOneRing.net. And I can remember thinking how cool it was, because the films were by fans for fans. Me, Peter, Fran, Philippa, a lot of the actors as well – we were all fans – and the Internet offered an open architecture for communication. And Peter was answering the fans’ questions on the websites even before production. He’s continued to interact with the fans on every film he makes. For me, it was great to have the feeling that you were among the fans while you were making the films.”
And then there was a revolution in technology of a different sort. When New Line had acquired The Lord of the Rings from Miramax, we lived in a world of VCRs and LaserDiscs. By the time The Fellowship of the Ring was released, the DVD market was exploding.
“I didn’t really think about it as it was happening,” Ordesky admits, “because when you’re making a movie, you’re really only thinking about making the movie. But during the process of having to cull The Fellowship of the Ring down from four hours to three hours for the theatrical version, it was really sad that an hour’s worth of great material was not going to be seen. And certainly a lot of those scenes would be out of place in The Two Towers and The Return of the King. If they weren’t in The Fellowship of the Ring, they wouldn’t be able to live correctly in one of the subsequent films, and so the idea of an extended DVD was something Peter really took to, because it was a way to honor the work and give the audience a whole deeper experience in home entertainment. It made the decisions of losing material a lot less painful if you knew that those scenes – the ones that Peter felt warranted it – could live on in the extended versions. So we had that, plus the wonderfully thorough behind the scenes documentation of the movies. And the DVD sales and rentals ended up giving New Line a huge additional revenue boost that likely wasn’t anticipated at the beginning of the project.”
The DVDs also made people like Ordesky, who were just names in the credits back in the videocassette age, more visible: giving them a forum to talk about their work and giving the fans a greater appreciation for what they did. Suddenly Ordesky went from another face in the crowd to someone Tolkien fans began to recognize. “It was surprising,” he recalls. “The first time I was asked for an autograph I actually looked over my shoulder, wondering, ‘Is Sean Bean behind me? Is Viggo behind me?’ Then I turned back to these two fans and accidentally said aloud what I was thinking: ‘You don’t want my autograph.’ I thought they were confused. But they said, ‘No, we absolutely want your autograph, because you’re us! You’re a fan. You played Dungeons & Dragons, you played video games, and you helped make this happen.’ I was hugely moved by that. It’s one thing to think about doing something for the fans in abstract terms, but this made it personal and powerful.”
In the end, Ordesky enjoyed the films as much as the fans. “My favorite moments in the films are a lot of the same ones that move me most when reading the books. The hobbits facing the Nazgûl at Weathertop, the loss of Gandalf in Fellowship, the defense/victory at Helm’s Deep and Aragorn’s courage in The Two Towers, and Sam carrying Frodo up the side of Mount Doom in The Return of the King. But there are many dozens more moments that I love just as dearly. They’re such wonderful books, and they’re such wonderful films. To be able to work on The Lord of the Rings is more than would be reasonable to expect in a hundred careers. It was born of my childhood fascination with Tolkien, with Dungeons & Dragons, with all those fantasy books I was reading back in the ‘70s, and to channel that into my passion for Peter Jackson and his team in New Zealand that I got to know in the ‘80s, and see those two things synthesized into something like The Lord of the Rings movies, it’s something for which I’m very grateful. Anything more at this point is a bonus. I live in bonus time.”
With the success of The Lord of the Rings, fans began to speculate that The Hobbit would follow. But that was easier said than done. “There was an issue with the film rights to The Hobbit, which were fragmented and in multiple hands. Then there was a dispute between New Line Cinema and Peter Jackson’s company, Wingnut Films, regarding issues of monies owed, and it’s hard to proceed making movies together when you’re in that sort of situation. Those complications kept pushing The Hobbit further down the road, and there were moments when we all thought The Hobbit just might not happen at all. It just seemed so challenging and complicated.”
Meanwhile, Ordesky became involved with New Line’s next big fantasy project, The Golden Compass, a film based on the book of the same name (also called Northern Lights in some regions), the first of a trilogy of books by Philip Pullman collectively called His Dark Materials.
“New Line was looking for another literary-based fantasy franchise, and Ileen Maisel, New Line’s head of European production, had found the books and knew their author. New Line decided to proceed with the first film from the first book, and I was invited to work on it with Ileen because of my visual effects experience and my experience working on big budget movies overseas. I didn’t have the same ownership on Compass as I did on The Lord of the Rings. It was Ileen’s discovery. But I lived in the U.K. for the better part of a year, and it was wonderful to work on the film.”
While in England, there were some developments with The Hobbit film project that put Ordesky in a difficult position.
“New Line’s option for The Hobbit, which came along with the acquisition of the option for The Lord of the Rings, had a time limit, and so we needed to either move forward with the project or lose it. At the time, there was still a dispute between Peter and New Line. So I was asked by the management at New Line to communicate to Peter’s representatives that New Line was going to proceed on The Hobbit without him. I felt hugely conflicted. I didn’t want to make the call. I knew that New Line couldn’t be persuaded out of this course of action. The decision had been made. But I knew the call would be hurtful, and I felt disloyal to Peter making it. At the same time, I was a New Line employee, and my bosses were asking me to do it, so I wrestled with myself. Do I do what I’ve been asked and make the call? Or do I not make the call, because I have a friendship and history with Peter, and I feel like I’m betraying him? Ultimately I reluctantly made the call to Ken Kamins, Peter’s manager. It was unbelievably painful. When I’d finished, I immediately wished I hadn’t. To this day I wish I hadn’t, because looking back, that information could have been communicated to Peter another way. I could have said no and kept my integrity. When the news broke the next day, I took a lot of grief, as I was woven into the narrative about how the news had been shared; which was completely reasonable since I had made the call. I deserved the grief. That’s why I’m glad you asked me about this, because I’ve always wanted to share my feelings about the incident, and it’ll be great to have it on the record. It’s something I regret, even though my relationship with Peter recovered.”
In 2007 The Golden Compass was released. While it went on to succeed at the box office internationally, it did not perform well in the United States.
“Compass was a challenging movie to market in the United States. Part of the struggle was that the books, like their author, take a very distinct perspective about institutional authority and power. There was likely a smarter way for New Line to get out in front of the issue earlier in the film’s life cycle. The film grossed 300 million dollars outside the United States which is sizable, but it only grossed about $70 million in the U.S. Same film, different markets and marketing.”
While in the United Kingdom, Ordesky also helped produce another fantasy film, Inkheart, based on the book of the same name by Cornelia Funke. After that, he returned home to a studio in transition.
“By the time I got back to Los Angeles, it became apparent that Time Warner, the parent of both New Line and Warner Bros. (and so much else) was concerned about having duplicate movie studios both with their own distribution systems. They thought it was one thing for both companies to make movies, but in the matter of distribution there was a question of duplication of effort, overhead, and costs. Ultimately, the decision was made by Time Warner to change New Line into a production division of Warner Bros. As New Line was being downsized, my contract expired. At the time, there was still uncertainty surrounding The Hobbit, and I knew the folks at Warner Bros. and ‘New Line 2.0’ wanted to supervise The Hobbit films themselves. So I thought,‘If there was ever a time to start my own company, this would be it.’ It was still bittersweet because I wasn’t going to get to work on The Hobbit. And there was the secondary issue of whether The Hobbit films would happen at all with everything going on. I obviously wanted them to happen, because I wanted to see those stories told to complete the journey, literally there and back again. So I was happy to see the disputes resolve.”
After leaving New Line, Ordesky, along with former New Line executive Jane Fleming, founded a media company called Court Five to produce films and television. In 2014 they produced The Quest for ABC, a fantasy-based competitive reality show [which will premier this Thursday, July 31, 2014 on ABC in North America].
“The seeds of The Quest were really planted in 1999 when we were in preproduction for The Lord of the Rings. You had the actors traveling to New Zealand early for horse training, sword training, and archery training and so on, so they would look natural and confident and skilled. Back then we’d get videotape updates in Los Angeles, and Jane and I would watch in my L.A. office, and she’d say, ‘You know, it’s not fair. I’d like to go to archery camp, horse camp, and sword camp. That would be so cool!’ And then we thought, ‘wouldn’t everyone want to?’ So cut to years later, and we have our own company, and someone pitches us a reality TV show in the LARPing space [live action role-playing]. And when the conversation was over, Jane turned to me and said, ‘You know what that reminds me of? It reminds me of those old video tapes.’ And we thought about taking twelve real people with a passion for fantasy films/literature/gaming, people with a desire to transcend their everyday lives, and give them the opportunity to compete to save a besieged kingdom in an immersive fantasy environment. To do it we utilized an amazing, real castle location, 3D projections, animatronics, prosthetics, production design, and a cast of scripted actors gifted at improv. One of the contestants emerges from the competition the ‘One True Hero’ by overcoming challenges and eliminations conceived and designed to sync with an unfolding scripted narrative. But the contestant experience is real-time reality television. We developed it for four years with the creators and executive producers of The Amazing Race and Queer Eye. (A lot of people have described the show as ‘The Amazing Race: Middle-earth’.) We pitched it to the networks, and it made sense for ABC. They were having success with Once Upon A Time, and even though we didn’t conceive it this way, you can see from their perspective where they saw it as complimentary programming. We’re very proud of it.”
Meanwhile, Ordesky has been able to enjoy The Hobbit movies as a regular fan. “I saw the first film three times. I saw it in Los Angeles at the normal frame rate, because I wanted to match the film with my own visual recollection of how The Lord of the Rings looked. Then I saw it at the high frame rate, because that was the way Peter intended for it to be seen. And then I was in New Zealand with my wife’s family, and I went to a cinema there to see the film for the third time – which felt like it completed my journey. Like I closed the circle. And I wrote that to Peter and Fran. I said how grateful I was that I was able to experience the film as a fan with no other expectation of what was going to happen than my recollection of the book and my own excited hopes.”
When he thinks back to 1998 and the beginning of his days with The Lord of the Rings, Ordesky can’t help but remember his boss telling him he was going to be the canary in the mine. “I didn’t really know what the expression meant, so I looked it up and realized it was a coal mining expression. And many years later, on the other side of it, I thought to myself that maybe I wasn’t the canary in the coal mine. Maybe I was the canary in the gold mine.”
Louisville may have won the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament last night, but the only match-up that Middle-earth fans were watching was that between Thorin Oakenshield and Gandalf the Grey. After an initial significant lead, Thorin’s army of fans brought him back from the depths. These two popular Hobbit characters scraped and scrounged for every single vote resulting in an amazingly close final.
As promised, we carefully reviewed the voting process and as it turns out, we are pleased to report there was not a lot of significant over-voting. Any small adjustments made did not affect the final result. So without further delay, we are pleased to announce that the 2013 Middle-earth March Madness Champion is….
See the UPDATE below for final tallies and some additional notes on voting.
Gandalf had the early lead, but Thorin’s army has pulled him into a dramatic 50/50 split! Who will win the 2013 edition of Middle-earth March Madness? Your guess is as good as ours.
A note on voting. We implemented a single vote per user rule in the Elite Eight round. Behind the scenes, we can tell which users are abusing the system and voting much more than once. In all instances, those voters will have their votes stricken and counted only as a single vote. For this reason, we will not have a final result to share until Tuesday morning. Voting ends at 10pm ET tonight, so if you haven’t already voted in this classic match, place your vote today!