Our earlier post suggesting a baker’s dozen of alternative titles for The Hobbit: There And Back Again proved quite the hit.

And because so many of you tossed in even more brilliant suggestions, we thought we might as well do a sequel.

Studios do it, so why not us?

So without further ado, here are another 13 options — including the seemingly compulsory Electric Boogaloo — to replace There And Back Again. Just for funsies.

THE HOBBIT - TABA BARD STRIKES BACK

THE HOBBIT - TABA BOOGALOO

THE HOBBIT - TABA DWARF-LORD AND I

THE HOBBIT - TABA DWARF-LORD REQUIEM

THE HOBBIT - TABA EAGLES HAVE LANDED

THE HOBBIT - TABA EXIT THE DRAGON

THE HOBBIT - TABA FIVE ARMIES FUNERAL

THE HOBBIT - TABA KONG VS SMAUGZILLA

THE HOBBIT - TABA LOVE THE SMAUG

THE HOBBIT - TABA MAJESTIC ORDER

THE HOBBIT - TABA NEVERENDING STORY

THE HOBBIT - TABA ROMANCING ARKENSTONE

THE HOBBIT - TABA SMAUGPOCALYPSE NOW

Bootnote: We also loved Breaking Bard as suggested by Eol and many others, Game of Dwarves from arthum, Weekend at Beornies by Blade Runner, Bilbo and his Amazing Technicolour Arkenstone from Legolas Cuthalion plus the following hilarious poster for Bilbo and Thorin’s Bogus Journey by Fotwuny.



Credit goes to Gwydion Madawc for Exit the Dragon, and the inspiration for The Eagles Have Landed, and Bard Strikes Back. Many apologies if I missed anyone — not deliberate!

By the way, if you missed our original spy report that sparked all the title change speculation, you can read it here.