OK, enough seriousness [like we’re always so serious!]…..these are some of the more weird and funny things that came our way in the past week or so.

Firstly, there’s this site for getting to Mordor using Mapquest [More]

Secondly, this very nice LOTR-inspired music hall – a cosy hobbit-like venue for music. They are located in Bradford, Vermont, USA.
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Now, Sean thought other fans who visit TheOneRing.net might enjoy a short, satirical essay on bad grammar in e-correspondence starring Professor Tolkien. The article asks, how might the Good Professor have responded to the average email, if he’d lived to see the day? [More]

Morwen sent us this weird series from PBS – the Warrior Challenge. One to watch if you’re in the States and have always wondered whether Vikings could beat the Air Force. [More] Would Aragorn make a good Marine?


Miranda Otto gives TORN fans a big hello

This TORN DIGITAL episode focuses it’s lenses on the Riders of Rohan. Specifically, Miranda Otto, Karl Urban and Bernard Hill. Shot on the red carpet at the Los Angeles premiere for “The Two Towers,” Miranda comments on how Eowyn is such a monumental role to fill. Karl Urban and Bernard Hill discuss their equestrian skills and give us a glimpse of the strange language that is Rohirrim. With pithy interviews and commentary by the effervescent Quickbeam and sardonic direction, editing and producing by the ever present Asfaloth. [TORN DIGITAL XIII] [Archives]

Comingsoon.net has a nice interview with Hugo Weaving (Elrond) about his latest film ‘The Matrix: Reloaded’ (which opens this Thursday May 15th). Watch out for HEAVY MATRIX SPOILERS right from the get-go in this article. I was VERY upset after only reading the first 2 sentences! Shame on Comingsoon’s spoiler policy! [More]

Ringer Spy Bregedalagos, who is new to us, and therefore cannot yet take everything as red, sends this in. So take this all with a mountainside laden with salt! !!!Possible Spoilers!!! [More]

Ringer Spy Bregedalagos, who is new to us, and therefore cannot yet take everything a red, sends this in. So take this all with a mountainside laden with salt!

I managed to find some very interesting Return of the King spoilers info from a source very close to the film. Mainly, it regards the seige of Gondor, and events closely related to it.

When Denethor is on the pyre, burning, we see a closeup of the palantir that he grasps, and in it, we see a flash-ahead to the destruction of Barad-Dur, and the Nazgul falling in flames. Gandalf is there, as well as Pippin.

Gandalf says to Pippin, “Sauron could not conquer him like Saruman, but he concealed the true hope, and so Denethor was deceived.” In response, Pippin says, “None of us are safe then.” Gandalf’s response is “We cannot be truly safe while Sauron rules.”

Shortly after this, Beregond comes in, and sees Denethor’s body. He simply says, “Such a waste of one so strong against the East.”

Melilot sends along this article from the May issue of Biography Magazine, take a look! [More]