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The Onion has more Tolkien humour.

September 12, 2001 at 5:07 pm by Tehanu  - 

“Sci-Fi Fans Argue The Better Of Two as-Yet-Unreleased Films TULSA, OK—

Science-fiction fans Pete Carver and Matthew Wynne disagreed sharply Monday on the relative merits of Harry Potter And The Sorcerer’s Stone and The Fellowship Of The Ring, neither of which hits theaters for months. “The storyboards for the Quidditch tournament I saw on this one web site look terrible,” said the pro-Tolkien Carver. “There’s no way that scene can be better than I’ve heard the Balrog one is.” Wynne countered that the set design for the Great Hall of Hogwarts set “will completely blow away” that of the Mines of Moria.”

Posted in Old Special Reports on September 12, 2001 by

Thorin Oakenshield

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