It was bound to happen eventually…Baggins’ Pockets writes: Saturday Night Live spoofs PJ twice on weekend update. First showing a phot of him holding his oscar and saying “a homeless man repeatedly stormed the stage at the Oscars…” and second having Horatio Sans and Rachel Dratsch show up as PJ and Elijah Wood to pick up an award.

Teen Hollywood is reporting that Nicole Kidman has signed to star in the new movie version of CS Lewis’ The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Even some of Uncle Rupert’s publications have picked up the story. Is it true? I guess we’ll have to wait for confirmation … or denial. [More]

For the last couple of hours frantic LOTR fans have been reading the false rumor that Viggo Mortensen had recently perished in a car accident. TheOneRing.net can now confirm that the article in question is in fact a copy and paste job from an original article about a Wisconsin woman located here. Some people have the sickest sense of humor.

From SciFi.com: Lord of the Rings star Elijah Wood (Frodo) told SCI FI Wire that he talked with Rings writers Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens after last week’s Oscar ceremony about returning to New Zealand to snag a small part in director Peter Jackson’s upcoming King Kong remake. [More]

Thanks to Frodo-esque for the link!

This little goody surfaced by way of a nameless TORn staffer who found it most amusing: A full-length LOTR parody album by The Moist Biscuits called “Fear of a Black Rider.” There are strong language warnings here, but if you are brave, you can listen to the song “My Ring” featured on their site. [More] Strong Language

Here are One Party photos from Heather Stanfield, one of the official photographers from the event. [More]