Ringer Spy Celebriel writes: Orlando Boom graces the cover of the October 2004 TeenPeople as the winner of their “50 Sexiest Guys Ever” contest. In addition to Pirates of the Caribbean, upcoming Orlando films are The Kingdom of Heaven, now in post-production, and Elizabethtown, currently filming. As an aside, the magazine’s young teen readership (mostly age 10-16) skews the results. How else to explain poll results in which Johnny Depp comes in 50th, and Viggo Mortensen, Sean Bean, and David Wenham don’t even make the list?!