John from e-mailed me saying he is currently running a LOTR-related caption contest. The cartoon has all the Moria orcs fleeing in terror from a scary red glow at the end of the hall. Gimli wonders “What’s scaring the Dorcs away?” The reader gets to write Gandalf’s response. The entries are rated by readers, with the funniest punchline voted on in a week’s time. Check it out here!