Lady Kenobi writes: Read the funniest thing in this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly. From their columnist Joel Stein: “I called Wizards of the Coast, the company that makes Dungeons & Dragons, and asked them to send an expert to run a game for me. Then I asked all my friends if they’d like to play. When that didn’t go so well, I called the man who made it acceptable to take the threat of orcs seriously, Elijah Wood. Actors, as it turns out, have quite bit of free time.” Read on for goblin housekeepers, anger management issues and of course videogames and collectible toys.