The synopsis for TTT from UGC Cinemas in the UK uses the french names for Frodo and Saruman, it just doesn’t seem that cool anymore does it?: Accompanied by Sam, Frodon Sacquet, the Hobbit continues his mission to destroy the One Ring. He must face the Dark Lord’s Army and other dangers. Meanwhile, Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn must save Pippin and Merry who were captured. But Gandalf, the magician reappears to fight against Saroumane. The War of the Ring has started… [??huh??]

I don’t even know where to start! -Xo