Mary sends in this title of a fanciful proposed spin-off of “Malcolm in the Middle” (whic of course…is only a JOKE -Xo) from the Sept.7-13 TV Guide:

“Malcolm lives out every geek’s fantasy when a magical portal transports him to the mythical land of Middle-Earth. Rampaging orcs kidnap Dewey, and only Malcolm can save him–but his mother wants him back to clean his room. Can the mighty Gandalf defeat the dreaded Lois?”