Greetings Quickbeam here.
Ah, CRAM the perfect Thanksgiving Feast to serve a Tolkien fan. Not only can Green Books teach you the secret recipe for those famous rib-sticking dwarf rations, but we can teach you Elvish too! Check it out:
·Want to see Sauron as Tolkien envisioned him? The Professor had wonderful drawing talent, as shown in the new edition of J.R.R. Tolkien: Artist and Illustrator. Turgon has a copy of this most perfect of Christmas presents over on his Bookshelf.
·This is your chance to learn Elvish grammar! We are very proud to bring you this exclusive feature: Cent o Hedhellem An Examination of the Elvish Tongues over in Moon Letters! Amaze your family at the dinner table when you let loose with a silvery sentence of Quenya.
·Solve some mysteries with our new Questions & Answers:
Why an additional Morgul-path?
Why did the Nazgûl have such a hard time finding the Shire?
How was Gandalf brought back from bodily destruction?
Who was the real father of Bullroarer Took?
All these and more can be found here.
·Have a creative writing piece, song, or poem inspired by Tolkien? Send it to us at firstname.lastname@example.org
For all our international readers who dont really celebrate Thanksgiving Day, well, what can I say? You really dont know what youre missing. The food, the family fighting, the upset stomach. Its the most hellacious American holiday of them all.
Much too hasty,