In a sickening example of marketing gone awry…TORN presents ROTK-themed Valentine’s Day cards and stickers. Because, as you well know, nothing says loving like an image of Gollum sneering at you. My personal favorites are the Denethor Card (a character which oozes love from the get go), and the slightly homo-erotic Pippin & Merry card with the words ‘I’ll always be on your side’ written on them. Some poor boy or girl will be getting this one from his schoolyard crush and won’t know if they want to kiss under a tree or or share a pound of salted lamb. [More]
ROTK Valentine’s Day Items
January 10th, 2004 by xoanon
