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November 1st, 2003 by xoanon

Anonymous sends along these HORRID pictures of the Mattel Barbie & Ken LOTR figures. They show Barbie as Arwen and Ken as Aragorn…I will now go wash my eyes out with Scope… !!!Spoilers!!! [More]

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