What are You Tolkien About?
Mary sends in this title of a fanciful proposed spin-off of “Malcolm in the Middle” (whic of course…is only a JOKE -Xo) from the Sept.7-13 TV Guide:
“Malcolm lives out every geek’s fantasy when a magical portal transports him to the mythical land of Middle-Earth. Rampaging orcs kidnap Dewey, and only Malcolm can save him–but his mother wants him back to clean his room. Can the mighty Gandalf defeat the dreaded Lois?”Posted in Old Main News on September 5, 2002 by xoanon