{"id":9732,"date":"2003-05-14T07:36:47","date_gmt":"2003-05-14T12:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/05\/14\/new-sev-caption-contest\/"},"modified":"2003-05-14T07:36:47","modified_gmt":"2003-05-14T12:36:47","slug":"new-sev-caption-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/05\/14\/9732-new-sev-caption-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"New Sev Caption Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><b>John<\/b> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sev.com.au\"target=\"new\">Sev.com.au<\/a> e-mailed me saying he is currently running a LOTR-related caption contest. The cartoon has all the Moria orcs fleeing in terror from a scary red glow at the end of the hall. Gimli wonders &#8220;What&#8217;s scaring the Dorcs away?&#8221; The reader gets to write Gandalf&#8217;s response. The entries are rated by readers, with the funniest punchline voted on in a week&#8217;s time. Check it out <a href=\"http:\/\/contests.sev.com.au\/index.php?contestid=2\"target=\"new\">here<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John from Sev.com.au e-mailed me saying he is currently running a LOTR-related caption contest. The cartoon has all&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-2wY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}