{"id":9400,"date":"2003-06-19T00:27:27","date_gmt":"2003-06-19T05:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/06\/19\/too-many-elves\/"},"modified":"2003-06-19T00:27:27","modified_gmt":"2003-06-19T05:27:27","slug":"too-many-elves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/06\/19\/9400-too-many-elves\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Many Elves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Thanks to somebody who sent this in from Huddersfield &#8230; Hope TORN&#8217;s ROTK party doesn&#8217;t have the same problems. [<a href=\"http:\/\/ichuddersfield.icnetwork.co.uk\/0100news\/0330features\/content_objectid=13084016_method=full_siteid=50060_headline=-Case-of-too-many-elves-name_page.html\" target=new>More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to somebody who sent this in from Huddersfield &#8230; Hope TORN&#8217;s ROTK party doesn&#8217;t have the same&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-2rC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}