{"id":89550,"date":"2014-05-27T14:27:25","date_gmt":"2014-05-27T19:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=89550"},"modified":"2014-05-27T14:27:25","modified_gmt":"2014-05-27T19:27:25","slug":"happy-hobbit-beginning-sword-fighting-episode-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2014\/05\/27\/89550-happy-hobbit-beginning-sword-fighting-episode-42\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Hobbit: Beginning Sword Fighting &#8211; Episode 42"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www-images.theonering.org\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fili-and-kili-fight.jpg\" class=\"no-lazyload\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-89553 no-lazyload\" src=\"http:\/\/www-images.theonering.org\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-kili-fighting-300x166.jpg\" alt=\"funny kili fighting\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-kili-fighting-300x166.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-kili-fighting-1024x569.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-kili-fighting-600x333.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-kili-fighting.jpg 1341w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a> \u00a0 <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-89552 no-lazyload\" src=\"http:\/\/www-images.theonering.org\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fili-and-kili-fight-300x166.jpg\" alt=\"fili and kili fight!\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fili-and-kili-fight-300x166.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fili-and-kili-fight-1024x569.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fili-and-kili-fight-600x333.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/fili-and-kili-fight.jpg 1341w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When mother Dis has had enough of Fili and Kili&#8217;s shenanigans, she leaves them in the woods with a mysterious stranger to whip them into shape by teaching them the basics of sword fighting. But who is the stranger? And can Fili and Kili actually learn or will they accidentally kill themselves?<\/p>\n<p><iframe data-src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9YhxxUj_n-Q\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 When mother Dis has had enough of Fili and Kili&#8217;s shenanigans, she leaves them in the woods&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":506,"featured_media":89556,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[197,2510,148,149,152],"tags":[2518,2519,1768],"class_list":["post-89550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fans","category-happy-hobbit-2","category-hobbit","category-lotr","category-tolkien","tag-beginning-sword-fighting","tag-episode-42","tag-happy-hobbit"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/beginning-sword-fighting.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-nim","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/506"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89550"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89558,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89550\/revisions\/89558"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/89556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}