{"id":88112,"date":"2014-03-29T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-30T01:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=88112"},"modified":"2014-03-29T21:19:51","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T02:19:51","slug":"sparklepost-heres-thranduil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2014\/03\/29\/88112-sparklepost-heres-thranduil\/","title":{"rendered":"Sparklepost: here&#8217;s Thranduil!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">It&#8217;s Thranduil like you&#8217;ve never, ever seen him before! <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever needed proof that Thranduil (the undisputed King of all Sparklewood) is, by far, the prettiest being in all of Middle-earth, check these out. Legolas: no longer the prettiest.<\/p>\n<p>And don&#8217;t forget to vote Team Sparkle Sparkle in our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2014\/03\/28\/88042-weve-reached-the-elite-eight-vote-now-in-middle-earth-march-madness-round-4\/\" target=\"_blank\">2014 March Madness competition<\/a> &#8212; Thranduil can take this one!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Go Team Sparkle!<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-88112 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2014\/03\/29\/88112-sparklepost-heres-thranduil\/814265070_1312223\/'><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/814265070_1312223-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail no-lazyload\" alt=\"\" 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We&#8217;ve found his theme song.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe width=\"640\" height=\"480\" data-src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zcCEb_9_Wus\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>PPS: despite searching, I haven&#8217;t been able to discover who to credit these amazing animated gifs to. If it was you, or you know who, drop me an email at demosthenes at theonering dot net<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Thranduil like you&#8217;ve never, ever seen him before! 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