{"id":87475,"date":"2014-03-07T05:24:47","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T10:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=87475"},"modified":"2014-03-07T05:24:47","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T10:24:47","slug":"the-dailymash-mordor-grand-prix-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2014\/03\/07\/87475-the-dailymash-mordor-grand-prix-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"The DailyMash: Mordor Grand Prix announced"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“People always say that one does not simply walk into Mordor. We want to show them that one in fact drives into Mordor.”**<\/figcaption><\/figure> UK satire website The DailyMash<\/i> has come up with this amusing take on the old “one does not simply walk into Mordor” chestnut. Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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Mordor Grand Prix announced<\/h4>\n

BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.<\/p>\n

The Mordor Grand Prix will be on the F1 calendar from 2016, to the delight of the Black Land\u2019s motorsport aficionados.<\/p>\n

The deal to bring Formula One to the orc-rich land was facilitated by Ecclestone\u2019s friend and business associate, the Witch-king of Angmar, who rubbished concerns over Mordor\u2019s human rights record.<\/p>\n

He said: \u201cMedia accusations of mass surveillance, hobbit torture and secret armies of Uruk-Hai are unfounded and holding back tourism.<\/p>\n

\u201cPeople always say that one does not simply walk into Mordor. We want to show them that one in fact drives into Mordor, ideally in a single-seat, open cockpit car in the company of champagne-drenched bikini models.\u201d<\/p>\n

Teams will race in a newly constructed course in the shadow of Mount Doom, under the all-seeing eye of the Watchful One.<\/p>\n

[Read More<\/a>]<\/p>\n

** Yes, it’s not an F1 car but otherwise it’s oddly appropriate. Consider it two jokes for the price of one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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