{"id":84571,"date":"2013-12-10T22:59:53","date_gmt":"2013-12-11T03:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=84571"},"modified":"2013-12-10T22:59:53","modified_gmt":"2013-12-11T03:59:53","slug":"hot-property-smaugs-lair-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2013\/12\/10\/84571-hot-property-smaugs-lair-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot Property! Smaug&#8217;s Lair For Sale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/novelty-real-estate\/smaugs-lair-for-sale\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-84572 alignright no-lazyload\" alt=\"Erebor for Sale\" src=\"http:\/\/www-images.theonering.org\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/erebor-for-sale-258x300.jpg\" width=\"258\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/erebor-for-sale-258x300.jpg 258w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/erebor-for-sale-600x697.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/erebor-for-sale.jpg 639w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 258px) 100vw, 258px\" \/><\/a>Tolkien fans come from all walks of life and most of us can&#8217;t resist sharing our passion for Middle-earth. Amid the excitement of <em>The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug<\/em>&#8216;s release, the creative Natalie Grigson at the real estate blog Movoto has come up with something charming. Looks like Erebor wasn&#8217;t all Thorin hoped it would be and he&#8217;s selling it to unsuspecting buyers&#8230; or could it be that this is all a ploy to have a stranger test the dragon for him?! [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.movoto.com\/blog\/novelty-real-estate\/smaugs-lair-for-sale\/\" target=\"_blank\">See the Listing<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tolkien fans come from all walks of life and most of us can&#8217;t resist sharing our passion for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":506,"featured_media":84572,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[198,197,148,1911,152],"tags":[2330,2332,2331],"class_list":["post-84571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fans-creations","category-fans","category-hobbit","category-the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug","category-tolkien","tag-erebor-for-sale","tag-fan-creation","tag-funny-real-estate"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/erebor-for-sale.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-m03","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/506"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84571"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84607,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84571\/revisions\/84607"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}