{"id":8331,"date":"2003-09-24T20:25:23","date_gmt":"2003-09-25T01:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/09\/24\/diary-of-a-hobbit-fiend\/"},"modified":"2003-09-24T20:25:23","modified_gmt":"2003-09-25T01:25:23","slug":"diary-of-a-hobbit-fiend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/09\/24\/8331-diary-of-a-hobbit-fiend\/","title":{"rendered":"Diary of a Hobbit Fiend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><b>Susan Thea &#8220;Frodo&#8221; Posnock<\/b> writes: I must say, I&#8217;ve done an excellent job of keeping my Lord of the Rings: Return of the King anticipation (read: obsession) from consuming me so far. I only check Theonering.net every couple of weeks, and I merely &#8220;toyed&#8221; with the idea of getting faux fur permanently glued on my feet. [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.oscarwatch.com\/Articles\/Thea\/lotr1.html\" TARGET=NEW>More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan Thea &#8220;Frodo&#8221; Posnock writes: I must say, I&#8217;ve done an excellent job of keeping my Lord of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-2an","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}