{"id":8268,"date":"2003-09-30T20:22:38","date_gmt":"2003-10-01T01:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/09\/30\/what-i-did-for-the-lord-of-the-rings\/"},"modified":"2003-09-30T20:22:38","modified_gmt":"2003-10-01T01:22:38","slug":"what-i-did-for-the-lord-of-the-rings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/09\/30\/8268-what-i-did-for-the-lord-of-the-rings\/","title":{"rendered":"What I Did for The Lord of the Rings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thea<\/b> writes: First of all, I think “Pippin” just goes better with Posnock then “Frodo.” Though I reserve the right to change my byline again, perhaps to something like Susan Thea “Elf Love Goddess to Aragorn, Legolas, and Faramir” Posnock. My prerogative. But even if my byline is intact, I can now kiss my self-respect goodbye. I could excuse that Fellowship of the Ring calendar I had up at work (you know, a friend bought it for me), and the Elvin Brooch (a boyfriend bought it for me). But now, having paid $10 to see Secondhand Lions, it is all over. The precious has me. [More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Thea writes: First of all, I think “Pippin” just goes better with Posnock then “Frodo.” Though I reserve…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t