{"id":4703,"date":"2004-03-05T11:08:31","date_gmt":"2004-03-05T17:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2004\/03\/05\/the-greatest-song-ever-made\/"},"modified":"2004-03-05T11:08:31","modified_gmt":"2004-03-05T17:08:31","slug":"the-greatest-song-ever-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2004\/03\/05\/4703-the-greatest-song-ever-made\/","title":{"rendered":"The Greatest Song Ever Made!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Forget ‘Into The West’, ‘Gothic Power’, or even ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins’, THIS my friends is the greatest song ever made! Prepare to have your eardrums massaged with happiness and your brain will melt with delight! I present to you…TATERS! [More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Forget ‘Into The West’, ‘Gothic Power’, or even ‘The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins’, THIS my friends is the…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t