{"id":384,"date":"2007-05-16T18:58:39","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T23:58:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2007\/05\/16\/elijah-and-the-killer-dolphins\/"},"modified":"2007-11-17T13:52:54","modified_gmt":"2007-11-17T18:52:54","slug":"elijah-and-the-killer-dolphins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2007\/05\/16\/384-elijah-and-the-killer-dolphins\/","title":{"rendered":"Elijah and the Killer Dolphins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" src=\"http:\/\/img-www.theonering.net\/images\/frontEW.jpg\" class=\"no-lazyload\" \/> <strong>Mary<\/strong> writes: I found this in Time Out &amp; thought you&#8217;d be interested in this. The new book by Tao Lin, Eeeee Eee Eeee, features a group of dolphins who are plotting to assassinate Elijah Wood &amp; other celebrites. How was Elijah chosen for this plot? Rest easy, the author doesn&#8217;t hate Elijah, in fact, \u201cI like Elijah Wood. I don\u2019t want to kill him,\u201d he says. \u201cThe dolphins probably wanted to murder him because he\u2019s small and easy to kill. He seems pretty gullible.\u201d LOL!! <a target=\"NEW\" href=\"http:\/\/www.timeout.com\/newyork\/Details.do?page=1&amp;xyurl=xyl:\/\/TONYWebArticles1\/606\/books\/debut_taunt.xml\">Read the whole article here<\/a>.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\" \/><a target=\"NEW\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/1933633255?tag=theoneringnet\"><strong><em>Order &#8216;Eeeee Eee Eeee&#8217; at Amazon.com today!<\/em><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary writes: I found this in Time Out &amp; thought you&#8217;d be interested in this. The new book&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[163,46,130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-merchandise-books","category-wood","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-6c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}