{"id":3614,"date":"2004-12-14T13:13:09","date_gmt":"2004-12-14T19:13:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2004\/12\/14\/lord-of-the-rhymes-news\/"},"modified":"2004-12-14T13:13:09","modified_gmt":"2004-12-14T19:13:09","slug":"lord-of-the-rhymes-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2004\/12\/14\/3614-lord-of-the-rhymes-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Lord of the Rhymes News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Hobbit rap superstars Quickbeam and Bombadil, known in lands near and far as the Lords of the Rhymes, officially released &#8216;Lords of the Rhymes: The Untolde Tale&#8217; today, instantly topping the Billboard charts, shredding all previously held sales records, and putting several small South Asian economies on the brink of collapse. The 40-minute feature &#151; hailed by one critic as &#8216;the best piece of pure filmmaking ever executed&#8217; and by another as &#8216;a surreal yet cardboard-infused journey into the proto-pubescent fantasy realm of two hairy-footed beatboxing wannabe hacks,&#8217; &#151; details the rise to stardom, the music, the hype, the fans, and the secret lives of MCs Quickbeam and Bombadil &#151; aka the Lords of the Rhymes. [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/perl\/newsview\/8\/1103051440\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hobbit rap superstars Quickbeam and Bombadil, known in lands near and far as the Lords of the Rhymes,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-Wi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}