{"id":34801,"date":"2010-01-02T10:54:47","date_gmt":"2010-01-02T15:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=34801"},"modified":"2010-01-02T11:00:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-02T16:00:47","slug":"bill-amend-out-husbands-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2010\/01\/02\/34801-bill-amend-out-husbands-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Amend Out-Husbands Everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Orlando<\/a>Foxtrot<\/strong> creator and TORN pal Bill Amend<\/strong> sent me the heads up, Robert Pattinson, if you’re reading this, call me. Bill writes; My wife is insanely hard to shop for. Actually, let me clarify that… she’s hard for ME to shop for. She tends to like things like shoes and jackets and bracelets, basically stuff that’s alien to me. Every few years there’ll be a birthday or Christmas where she wants something like a camera or an iPod and I’m fine, but otherwise it’s like throwing darts at a big target that says “I hope you saved the receipt.”<\/p>\n

This Christmas was one of the bracelet years, and I wasn’t looking forward to it, to say the least. And then a miracle happened. More..<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Foxtrot creator and TORN pal Bill Amend sent me the heads up, Robert Pattinson, if you’re reading this,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[57],"tags":[329,826,1062],"class_list":["post-34801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloom","tag-bill-amend","tag-foxtrot","tag-foxtrot-com"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t