{"id":31667,"date":"2009-04-08T15:40:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T20:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=31667"},"modified":"2009-04-08T21:00:38","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T02:00:38","slug":"stephen-colbertknight-of-gondor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2009\/04\/08\/31667-stephen-colbertknight-of-gondor\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Colbert&#8230;Knight of Gondor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><strong>Mel<\/strong> writes: I know that many members of the Colbert Nation and TORn noticed that Anduril was hanging on Stephen Colbert&#8217;s wall during the Christmas special (it was reported here within hours, after all). I pulled up TORn this morning, however, expecting to see the newest development, but nothing. . .yet! On the off chance no one else saw this and squealed with delight, Stephen was &#8220;knighted&#8221; by Queen Noor of Jordan last night with none other than Anduril! He twice started to say, <em>&#8220;I got this from&#8211;&#8220;<\/em> but was cut off. I assumed he was talking about the sword. I don&#8217;t know if he was going to tell the truth, or finish it with: <em>&#8220;&#8211;Lord Elrond himself!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ok Colbert&#8230;if you are THAT big a fan..you must come to TORN&#8230;so <strong><a href=\"mailto:xoanon@theonering.net\">drop us a line already!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mel writes: I know that many members of the Colbert Nation and TORn noticed that Anduril was hanging&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,87],"tags":[632],"class_list":["post-31667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-events","category-events-television","tag-stephen-colbert"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-8eL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}