{"id":31259,"date":"2009-02-27T20:50:20","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T01:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=31259"},"modified":"2009-02-27T20:50:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T01:50:20","slug":"gollums-email-cracked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2009\/02\/27\/31259-gollums-email-cracked\/","title":{"rendered":"Gollum&#8217;s Email Cracked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/senor_taco.jpg\" class=\"no-lazyload\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/senor_taco-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Gollum\\&#039;s Email Cracked\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-31260 no-lazyload\" \/><\/a>From <strong>Cracked.com<\/strong>: Villains have to go into the office just like everyone else. 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