{"id":31259,"date":"2009-02-27T20:50:20","date_gmt":"2009-02-28T01:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/?p=31259"},"modified":"2009-02-27T20:50:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-28T01:50:20","slug":"gollums-email-cracked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2009\/02\/27\/31259-gollums-email-cracked\/","title":{"rendered":"Gollum&#8217;s Email Cracked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/senor_taco.jpg\" class=\"no-lazyload\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/senor_taco-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Gollum\\&#039;s Email Cracked\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-31260 no-lazyload\" \/><\/a>From <strong>Cracked.com<\/strong>: Villains have to go into the office just like everyone else. They may not bitch about the boss (that&#8217;s for the henchmen) or look at adorable pictures of kittens just to get through the day (not without making themselves hungry). But one thing they can&#8217;t escape is an inbox that seems to fill up as quickly as they hit delete. We asked you to take us inside the inboxes of some of our most beloved fictional villains. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_17102_inside-inboxes-15-fictional-villains.html\">Gollum&#8217;s Email Cracked<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Cracked.com: Villains have to go into the office just like everyone else. They may not bitch about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[495],"tags":[704],"class_list":["post-31259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","tag-crackedcom"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-88b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}