{"id":27721,"date":"2000-09-19T11:09:13","date_gmt":"2000-09-19T16:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/09\/19\/how-to-be-unproductive-at-work-part-iii-2\/"},"modified":"2000-09-19T11:09:13","modified_gmt":"2000-09-19T16:09:13","slug":"how-to-be-unproductive-at-work-part-iii-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/09\/19\/27721-how-to-be-unproductive-at-work-part-iii-2\/","title":{"rendered":"How to be Unproductive at Work: Part III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Well, its another slow news day.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome, once again, to the third session of &#8220;<b>How to be Unproductive at Work<\/b>&#8221; compliments of TheOneRing.net.<\/p>\n<p>When is the last time you checked out the <a href=\"http:\/\/fan.theonering.net\/art\/gallery\/\">fan art<\/a> galleries? 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