From: Idril Celebrindal<\/b><\/p>\n
Got this on the Top 5 sci-fi mailing list. (See address at the bottom of this message.) Thought you all might get a kick out of it.<\/p>\n
The Top 8 Surprises in the “Lord of the Rings” Movie Trailer<\/p>\n
8> Hobbit full frontal nudity barely rates a PG, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n
7> In a surprise bit of casting, “Meesa like Ring, gollum, gollum…”<\/p>\n
6> “I am Strider, son of Aragorn, known to the hobbits as ‘Big Horsie.'”<\/p>\n
5> “Hey, Tom, Merry Tom, Tom Bombadillo! Gotta fire his agent’s ass, ’cause his screen time’s nil-oh!”<\/p>\n
4> Mary-Kate and Ashley as Hobbettes!<\/p>\n
3> Tom Green has a cameo as Dildo, the least tasteful Hobbit.<\/p>\n
2> Sure enough, there he is: Al Gore as Ent #5<\/p>\n
and the Number 1 Surprise in the “Lord of the Rings” Movie Trailer…<\/p>\n
1> The part of Bilbo Baggins? Played by Emmanuel Lewis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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