{"id":25016,"date":"2003-12-23T10:42:08","date_gmt":"2003-12-23T16:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/12\/23\/lettermans-top-10-dumb-guy-complaints-about-lotr-2\/"},"modified":"2003-12-23T10:42:08","modified_gmt":"2003-12-23T16:42:08","slug":"lettermans-top-10-dumb-guy-complaints-about-lotr-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2003\/12\/23\/25016-lettermans-top-10-dumb-guy-complaints-about-lotr-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Letterman&#8217;s Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints about LOTR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Thanks to Ringer <b>Summer<\/b> for sending us the list! <\/p>\n<p>Tonight Letterman did the Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints about LOTR, which I shorthand wrote down as he said them (whew), and here they are:<\/p>\n<p>10. I expected something a little more, you know, hobbity.<br \/>9. Middle-earth is clearly shot in Regular Earth.<br \/>8. It was too long, and it wasn&#8217;t a cartoon.<br \/>7. I spilled butter on my Twizzlers!<br \/>6. My name is Stu- Why can&#8217;t there be a hobbit named Stu?<br \/>5. Where the hell is Chewbacca?<br \/>4. If there&#8217;s magic, why isn&#8217;t there a rapping kangaroo?<br \/>3. I couldn&#8217;t focus on the movie- I was still mad about losing money on the Giants.<br \/>2. Frodo ignored me- He thinks he&#8217;s All That.<br \/>1. I haven&#8217;t seen it yet, I was too busy governing California.<\/p>\n<p>For more LotR-themed Top Ten lists, check out our humor section in Green Books, [<a href=\"http:\/\/greenbooks.theonering.net\/tookish\/files\/topten.html\">Tookish&#8217;s Ticklers<\/a>] (oh and insert cheap plug HERE).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Ringer Summer for sending us the list! Tonight Letterman did the Top 10 Dumb Guy Complaints&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-special-reports"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-6vu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25016","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}