{"id":24865,"date":"2004-03-07T20:24:38","date_gmt":"2004-03-08T02:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2004\/03\/07\/billy-crystals-favorite-rings-2\/"},"modified":"2004-03-07T20:24:38","modified_gmt":"2004-03-08T02:24:38","slug":"billy-crystals-favorite-rings-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2004\/03\/07\/24865-billy-crystals-favorite-rings-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Billy Crystal&#8217;s &#8216;Favorite Rings&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><b>Athena<\/b> writes: If you guys missed Billy Crystal&#8217;s opening number (he sang about Each of the 5 nom&#8217;d pics for best Pic) I have compiled a transcript of his Song, based upon the the Sound of Music Song &#8220;Favorite Things&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>Hobbits with feet big and hairy and smelly<br \/>More epic battles than Gest and Minelli <br \/>Ian and Viggo, a Queen and some Kings<br \/>this is the gang in the Lord of the Rings <\/p>\n<p>Frodo and Sam on a mystical planet<br \/>then Smeagol pops out like the right boob of Janet <br \/>Britney and JLo brought both of their flings<br \/>They thought it was called &#8220;The Return of the Rings&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Lithium, sake, some pills and peyote<br \/>Moonshine and britlan from Truman Capote<br \/>JRR Tolkien was taking these things<br \/>when he conceived of the Lord of the Rings <\/p>\n<p>Peter Jackson made this trio.<br \/>He sure got it right.<br \/>I loved every frame of The Lord of the Rings.<br \/>So I downloaded it Last Night.<br \/>All Night<br \/>It took all night!<br \/>It&#8217;s so damn long!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Athena writes: If you guys missed Billy Crystal&#8217;s opening number (he sang about Each of the 5 nom&#8217;d&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[138],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-special-reports"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-6t3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}