{"id":23866,"date":"2000-04-09T20:58:45","date_gmt":"2000-04-10T01:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/04\/09\/tolkien-humor-section\/"},"modified":"2000-04-09T20:58:45","modified_gmt":"2000-04-10T01:58:45","slug":"tolkien-humor-section","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/04\/09\/23866-tolkien-humor-section\/","title":{"rendered":"Tolkien Humor Section"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Hello all&#8230;. Gamgee here! I am going to attempt a weekly Tolkien humor section. If you have any Tolkien related jokes, send them to me, and I&#8217;ll see you get the proper credit if they are used! Well, since this is the 1st attempt at it, I have had to ask a few friends, so thanks to Gandalf, Pippin Took, and Myself for this one.<br \/>&#8220;Top 10 failed names for the Lord of the Rings movies&#8221;<br \/>10) Throw Hama from the Train<br \/>9) The Elvish Patient<br \/>8) Sting Blade<br \/>7) Fried Green Taters<br \/>6) My Left Hairy Foot<br \/>5) Legal Smeagols<br \/>4) There&#8217;s something about Eowyn<br \/>3) Bravehobbit<br \/>2) Excalibutterbur<br \/>1) The Orthanc Redemption<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello all&#8230;. Gamgee here! I am going to attempt a weekly Tolkien humor section. If you have any&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[136],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-barliman-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-6cW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23866"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23866\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}