{"id":2378,"date":"2005-09-05T10:43:59","date_gmt":"2005-09-05T15:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2005\/09\/05\/dont-want-to-be-a-hooligan-want-to-be-illuminated\/"},"modified":"2005-09-05T10:43:59","modified_gmt":"2005-09-05T15:43:59","slug":"dont-want-to-be-a-hooligan-want-to-be-illuminated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2005\/09\/05\/2378-dont-want-to-be-a-hooligan-want-to-be-illuminated\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Want to be a &#8216;Hooligan&#8217;? Want to be &#8216;Illuminated&#8217;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img-www.theonering.net\/images\/frontEW.jpg\" ALIGN=LEFT class=\"no-lazyload\"> <b>NeoDante<\/b> writes: I just saw this and wanted to make sure you guys knew about it-donations go to Katrina survivors-and Ringers fans may get the chance to meet Elijah Wood. <i>Two Passes to the Premiere and After Party of Everything is Illuminated staring Elijah Wood in NYC on 9\/15<\/i>. Visit <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.charityfolks.com\" TARGET=NEW>charityfolks.com<\/a> listed under &#8216;The American Red Cross Disaster Relief Auction&#8217; page 4.<br \/><br clear=all>Current Bid: $750.00  <br \/>Next Bid: $800.00 <br \/>Lot Closes: 9\/13\/2005 6:03:00 PM EST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NeoDante writes: I just saw this and wanted to make sure you guys knew about it-donations go to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-Cm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}