{"id":23406,"date":"1999-07-31T09:58:40","date_gmt":"1999-07-31T14:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/07\/31\/oh-no\/"},"modified":"2007-12-18T20:42:25","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T01:42:25","slug":"oh-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/07\/31\/23406-oh-no\/","title":{"rendered":"OH NO! :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Ned has sent this in to me and all I can say is keep those barf bags handy!<\/p>\n<p>Big Shock!  Fan Dismay!  End of Middle Earth as we know it!  I have it from a very reliable source that Leonardo DiCaprio has been cast for the film&#8230;with his boyish face and lithe figure he could only be&#8230;you guessed it&#8230;Galadriel.<\/p>\n<p>DD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ned has sent this in to me and all I can say is keep those barf bags handy!&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134,95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-spy-reports","category-lotrrumours"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-65w","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}