{"id":23299,"date":"2000-01-16T21:36:47","date_gmt":"2000-01-17T03:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/01\/16\/paranoia-sets-in\/"},"modified":"2000-01-16T21:36:47","modified_gmt":"2000-01-17T03:36:47","slug":"paranoia-sets-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/01\/16\/23299-paranoia-sets-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Paranoia sets in&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\"><center><\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"5\" cellspacing=\"5\" width=\"450\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"javascript:displaygif('tehanu_trespass','335','560')\"><img SRC=\"http:\/\/img-www.theonering.net\/images\/tehanu_trespass_sm.gif\" ALT=\"Tehanu gets Notice\\?\\?!\" WIDTH=\"80\" HEIGHT=\"134\" BORDER=\"1\" class=\"no-lazyload\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>A big grumpy guy knocked on my door and delivered this trespass notice. I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s used to seeing people burst out laughing when he shows up at their place. I&#8217;ve never been to this place (it&#8217;s the Helm&#8217;s Deep set)and the film company is very keen to make sure I never do! It&#8217;s hard to tell whether they think they&#8217;ve seen me there. If somebody is out there impersonating me, keep this in mind &#8211; I have a heck of an alibi when I&#8217;m 650km away and working as a performer in front of hundreds of people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A big grumpy guy knocked on my door and delivered this trespass notice. I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s used&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-spy-reports"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-63N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}