{"id":23065,"date":"2000-11-26T22:23:45","date_gmt":"2000-11-27T04:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/11\/26\/the-uncondensed-wingate-globe-report\/"},"modified":"2000-11-26T22:23:45","modified_gmt":"2000-11-27T04:23:45","slug":"the-uncondensed-wingate-globe-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/11\/26\/23065-the-uncondensed-wingate-globe-report\/","title":{"rendered":"The UnCondensed Wingate Globe report."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Greetings friends it is I the beautiful regal spy Madame Butterfly.<\/p>\n<p>I was exercising my black thoroughbred stallion Diabolo, at nightfall, when I noticed a strange white glow in the sky.  The glow was coming from the Wingate Film Set!  I shortened my stirrup leathers, dug my heels in and thundered up the firebreak at break neck speed and galloped along the Hutt Hills ridge Track.  I skidded to a halt took out my specially constructed viewing device and this is what I saw &#8230; A huge white globe hanging off a crane above the ruined castle.  It looked like a huge moon!  This was the glow I had seen lighting up the night sky in the distance.  I believe the globe was being used for a lighting effect, as it lit up the interior of the castle in a very eerie manner.  The front of the castle has been changed somewhat, with a couple of ruined arches having been added.  A ruined wall, or a bridge? of some sort, has been added to the front of the set.  Stairs lead up to it, and I spotted extras lounging around on the stairs looking quite exhausted.  I zoomed my viewing device in closer and saw a couple of flash-looking guys standing on the battlements.  One was black haired and dressed in a brown cloak, the other was dressed in green, carried a bow and a quiver of arrows and had his hood pulled over his face.  Yes indeed very interesting!  Then I heard the voice of PJ! &#147;Action.&#148;  The two flash-looking guys on the battlements ran down some stairs.  They were joined by guys in black plated armour.  The stairs led down into the interior of the castle. I zoomed my device in even closer and looked into one of the archways on the front of the ruins.  A large group of Orcs sprinted past yelling in the most fearsome manner!  Then a group of flash  guys appeared, all wearing green or brown cloaks.  Some carried fire torches and a huge battle began.  I saw swords, axes, spears and other awful weapons used in the massive brawl!  I then noticed that some of the extras were wearing  scarlet colored cloaks and were in the black plated armour.  Hmmmmmmm interesting!  Then I saw a group of actors(?) and extras appear out of the archway; they then collapsed onto the ruined stairs in an exhausted manner!  Poor things!  Bet they were having fun though!  I also spotted what I thought was a Hobbit-sized actor, dressed in a green cloak with a hood.  I cannot be sure of this, as I was a long way from the set.  I also believe that the interior of the set may have been flooded!  How I know this, I will not tell HeHeHeeeeeeeeeee.  Spinning Diabolo around, I thundered off into the darkness to send Tehanu the report.<\/p>\n<p>Farewell my friends<\/p>\n<p>Madame Butterfly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings friends it is I the beautiful regal spy Madame Butterfly. 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