{"id":22963,"date":"2001-05-07T05:15:49","date_gmt":"2001-05-07T10:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/05\/07\/whining-and-dining-on-oysters-kilpatrick-2\/"},"modified":"2001-05-07T05:15:49","modified_gmt":"2001-05-07T10:15:49","slug":"whining-and-dining-on-oysters-kilpatrick-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/05\/07\/22963-whining-and-dining-on-oysters-kilpatrick-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Whining and dining on Oysters Kilpatrick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">This came in thanks to Tiggy, who saw it in the Wellington paper&#8221; The Dominion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A jolly and very loud hobbit, Frodo, was overheard, by a surely overpaid Diary spy in Oriental Bay&#8217;s exclusive White House restaurant, complaining about production difficulties and a promotion for LOTR  which had brought him, Viggo Mortensen and others back to Wellington.   The interest for our spy was how anyone could be in a complaining frame of mind while dining on the restaurant&#8217;s Oysters Kilpatrick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Well,  a twelve-hour flight would do it to me &#8211; T)<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This came in thanks to Tiggy, who saw it in the Wellington paper&#8221; The Dominion.&#8221; A jolly and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-spy-reports"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5Yn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}