{"id":22300,"date":"1999-06-04T13:47:21","date_gmt":"1999-06-04T18:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/06\/04\/the-day-middle-earth-stood-still\/"},"modified":"1999-06-04T13:47:21","modified_gmt":"1999-06-04T18:47:21","slug":"the-day-middle-earth-stood-still","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/06\/04\/22300-the-day-middle-earth-stood-still\/","title":{"rendered":"The Day Middle-Earth stood still"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Xoanon here,<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>With a very heavy heart I report you this&#8230;keep those barf bags handy.<br \/>\n<br \/>From <a Href=\"http:\/\/www.corona.bc.ca\/films\/details\/lordoftherings.html\">Corona Comming Attractions<\/a><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>While interviewing the Keanu (Reeves, that is) because his band Dogstar was playing a gig in Cleveland a few days ago, this interviewer\/reader of CA asked the actor if there was any truth behind the rumors he&#8217;d be involved with LofR. Keanu said, and we quote,<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;I am going to be involved somehow.&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>Somehow. Our scooper offers their theory: &#8220;Strider? I dunno.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe his legs will get chopped digitally and they&#8217;ll make him a Hobbit&#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Why? Why? Why? (Xoanon adds)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Xoanon here, With a very heavy heart I report you this&#8230;keep those barf bags handy. From Corona Comming&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5NG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}