{"id":22080,"date":"1999-09-14T09:51:20","date_gmt":"1999-09-14T14:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/09\/14\/ethan-and-uma-still-negotiating\/"},"modified":"1999-09-14T09:51:20","modified_gmt":"1999-09-14T14:51:20","slug":"ethan-and-uma-still-negotiating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/09\/14\/22080-ethan-and-uma-still-negotiating\/","title":{"rendered":"Ethan and Uma Still &#8216;Negotiating&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Xoanon here,<\/p>\n<p>After a little digging I managed to get some news on Ethan and Uma (don&#8217;t you always want to say Uthan and Ema? Maybe it&#8217;s just this cold medication). I managed to speak with someone &#8216;in the know&#8217; and this is what I was told.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8216;They are still in negotiations&#8217;<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I could squeeze out of the woman, I even showed her a sexy picture of Calisuri and she still wouldn&#8217;t give me more. So all you Uma\/Ethan fans, keep those fingers crossed.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Xoanon here, After a little digging I managed to get some news on Ethan and Uma (don&#8217;t you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5K8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}