{"id":21745,"date":"1999-11-17T23:22:33","date_gmt":"1999-11-18T05:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/11\/17\/tolkien-on-hollywood-squares\/"},"modified":"1999-11-17T23:22:33","modified_gmt":"1999-11-18T05:22:33","slug":"tolkien-on-hollywood-squares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/11\/17\/21745-tolkien-on-hollywood-squares\/","title":{"rendered":"Tolkien on HOLLYWOOD SQUARES&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Greetings, Quickbeam here&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>On tonight&#8217;s (Wednesday) broadcast of HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, the following Tolkien-inspired dialogue occurred during a $2,000 dollar game near the end of the show:<\/p>\n<p>Tom Bergeron (host): In J.R.R. Tolkien&#8217;s &#8220;The Lord of the Rings,&#8221; what is the name of the little mushroom-loving creatures in the story?<\/p>\n<p>Mark McGrath (from Sugar Ray):  Uh, that would be Grateful Dead fans&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[audience laughter]<br \/>\n<br \/>[close-up of Whoopi Goldberg laughing at Bruce Vilanch]<\/p>\n<p>Tom: Ha-ha.<\/p>\n<p>Mark:  No, seriously, the answer is &#8220;Lilliputians.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Contestant Mr. X:  I disagree.<\/p>\n<p>Tom:  HOBBITS!  It was Hobbits, X gets the square!<\/p>\n<p>[audience applause]<\/p>\n<p>I thought this whole exchange was amusing, and obviously Mark McGrath was reading a &#8220;bluff answer&#8221; the producers gave him.  Actually, it sounded like one of Bruce Vilanch&#8217;s jokes (he writes for the show). Anyway, just thought I&#8217;d share with you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Much too hasty,<br \/>\n<br \/>Quickbeam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, Quickbeam here&#8211; On tonight&#8217;s (Wednesday) broadcast of HOLLYWOOD SQUARES, the following Tolkien-inspired dialogue occurred during a $2,000&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5EJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/21"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}