{"id":21721,"date":"1999-11-22T03:04:59","date_gmt":"1999-11-22T09:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/11\/22\/queenstown-floods-the-unauthorised-version\/"},"modified":"1999-11-22T03:04:59","modified_gmt":"1999-11-22T09:04:59","slug":"queenstown-floods-the-unauthorised-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/11\/22\/21721-queenstown-floods-the-unauthorised-version\/","title":{"rendered":"Queenstown Floods, the unauthorised version."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">So, according to me, the props people sent their latest version of Gandalf&#8217;s staff to Queenstown for approval from PJ. Some guy unpacks it from its box, thinks, &#8216;Wow, this looks like it would really do the business at the Ford of Rivendell.&#8221; He&#8217;s the sort of guy that wears one of those T-shirts with &#8220;Real Men don&#8217;t need Instructions,&#8221; printed on it. He strikes a pose, waves the staff at the Clutha River, and next thing you know they&#8217;re declaring a state of emergency downstream in Alexandra.<br \/>\n<br \/>Righto, I know, you come here to get real news. Sorry, I like my version better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, according to me, the props people sent their latest version of Gandalf&#8217;s staff to Queenstown for approval&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5El","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}