{"id":21689,"date":"1999-11-29T14:25:02","date_gmt":"1999-11-29T20:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/11\/29\/the-new-tolkien-who-cares\/"},"modified":"1999-11-29T14:25:02","modified_gmt":"1999-11-29T20:25:02","slug":"the-new-tolkien-who-cares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/1999\/11\/29\/21689-the-new-tolkien-who-cares\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Tolkien? Who Cares?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">From: <i>Craig<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>I was checking out www.pcgamer.com and was looking at a review of  the new Wheel of Time game based upon Jordan&#8217;s novels, which I&#8217;ve not read. But I found this, and thought you might be interested in maybe posting it on the site and letting the fans of the novels give a response. I couldn&#8217;t find the author who wrote it, but it&#8217;s probably Chris Kramer who wrote the article.<\/p>\n<p>ENJOY!<br \/>\n<br \/>Craig <\/p>\n<p><b>The New Tolkien? Who cares?<\/b> <\/p>\n<p><i>Tagging Robert Jordan as the &#8220;new J.R.R. Tolkien&#8221; is about as meaningful to me as describing 98 Degrees as the &#8220;new Backstreet Boys.&#8221; Do we really need another Tolkien? Most folks don&#8217;t have much of a use for the original. <\/p>\n<p>Am I interested in seeing the Lord of the Rings movies when they&#8217;re released in 2002? Yes, but only because I&#8217;m a big fan of Peter Jackson, the director. I&#8217;d much rather watch Jackson&#8217;s brilliantly twisted Dead Alive or Meet the Feebles for the millionth time than wade through hundreds of pages of frolicking elves.  In the name of investigative research, I did read the WoT series in its encyclopedia-sized entirety. Each of Jordan&#8217;s Wheel of Time books are well over 800 pages in length. There&#8217;s about 600 pages of pure uselessness in every novel, wherein the fifty-seven main characters gripe at length about their lives and how unfair the universe is. Almost nothing happens for the majority of the book, then Jordan crams in a huge battle in the very last pages that carries you over into the next book. After reading all eight novels, I was left with the distinct impression that Jordan had originally intended to write the standard fantasy trilogy and then go about with his life. I&#8217;m guessing that some time shortly after his second novel went into its umpteenth pressing and all those big fat royalty checks began rollin&#8217; in, Jordan sat back in his chair, scratched his chin and thought about stretching things out a bit.<\/i> <\/p>\n<p>sigh, it&#8217;s ignorant people like these that make me wonder why they have a job and I don&#8217;t!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From: Craig I was checking out www.pcgamer.com and was looking at a review of the new Wheel of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5DP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}