{"id":21109,"date":"2000-04-17T12:22:42","date_gmt":"2000-04-17T17:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/04\/17\/foxtrot-comic\/"},"modified":"2000-04-17T12:22:42","modified_gmt":"2000-04-17T17:22:42","slug":"foxtrot-comic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/04\/17\/21109-foxtrot-comic\/","title":{"rendered":"Foxtrot Comic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">I wish I could post this up for you, I&#8217;m looking into getting permission from the Foxtrot folks. But here&#8217;s the jist.<\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s mom: Jason tells me there&#8217;s a big Lord Of The Rings movie trilogy in the works.<\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s dad: wow, he must be ecstatic<\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s mom: Actually he&#8217;s pretty depressed<\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s dad: That they won&#8217;t be as good as the books?<\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s mom: That he and Marcus missed the casting call<\/p>\n<p>Jason&#8217;s dad: Good Lord, can you imagine?<\/p>\n<p>Cut to:<\/p>\n<p>A VERY angry PJ behind the camera with a bull-horn.<\/p>\n<p>PJ: Will the two Hobbits please climb out of the Balrog costime!<\/p>\n<p>hehehehe<\/p>\n<p>Follow this link to see it! [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-srv\/style\/comics\/front.htm\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <i>Derek<\/i> for the link!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I could post this up for you, I&#8217;m looking into getting permission from the Foxtrot folks&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5ut","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}