{"id":21092,"date":"2000-04-20T10:28:42","date_gmt":"2000-04-20T15:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/04\/20\/foxtrot-4\/"},"modified":"2000-04-20T10:28:42","modified_gmt":"2000-04-20T15:28:42","slug":"foxtrot-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2000\/04\/20\/21092-foxtrot-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Foxtrot: 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Continuing on his LOTR theme, Bill Amend shows us Ringwraiths, and Orcs and girls! Oh my!<\/p>\n<p>Scene:  Set of LOTR<\/p>\n<p>Ringwraith: Mordorrr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Jason and Marcus: Cool! A Ringwraith!<\/p>\n<p>Orcs: Doom! Doom! Doom!<\/p>\n<p>Jason and Marcus: Cool! An Army of Orcs!<\/p>\n<p>Galadriel: Greetings, friends, I am the lady Galadriel.<\/p>\n<p>Jason and Marcus: aaaaa! A girl called is &#8216;Friends&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>cut to: PJ and an assistant behind the camera, PJ&#8217;s head in his hands<\/p>\n<p>Assistant: I&#8217;m pretty sure we can switch some of that around in editing<\/p>\n<p>Jason and Marcus: Run, Sam, run! Look out for the Gaffer Mr. Frodo, sir!<\/p>\n<p>Click here to view the comic! [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-srv\/style\/comics\/front.htm\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing on his LOTR theme, Bill Amend shows us Ringwraiths, and Orcs and girls! Oh my! Scene: Set&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5uc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21092"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21092\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}