Greetings – Quickbeam here.<\/p>\n
Ah, CRAM… the perfect Thanksgiving Feast to serve a Tolkien fan. Not only can Green Books<\/a> teach you the secret recipe for those famous rib-sticking dwarf rations, but we can teach you Elvish too! Check it out:<\/p>\n ·Want to see Sauron as Tolkien envisioned him? The Professor had wonderful drawing talent, as shown in the new edition of J.R.R. Tolkien: Artist and Illustrator. Turgon has a copy of this most perfect of Christmas presents over on his Bookshelf<\/a>. <\/p>\n ·This is your chance to learn Elvish grammar! We are very proud to bring you this exclusive<\/b><\/font> feature: Cent o Hedhellem “An Examination of the Elvish Tongues”<\/a> over in Moon Letters!<\/a> Amaze your family at the dinner table when you let loose with a silvery sentence of Quenya. <\/p>\n ·Solve some mysteries with our new Questions & Answers<\/a>: <\/p>\n Why an additional Morgul-path? All these and more can be found here<\/a>.<\/p>\n ·Learn to make cram<\/a> the traditional way. Our LOTR Recipes Section<\/a> brings the best culinary delights of Middle-earth right your kitchen. <\/p>\n ·Have a creative writing piece, song, or poem inspired by Tolkien? Send it to us at greenbooks@theonering.net<\/p>\n For all our international readers who don’t really celebrate Thanksgiving Day, well, what can I say? You really don’t know what you’re missing. The food, the family fighting, the upset stomach. It’s the most hellacious American holiday of them all. <\/p>\n Much too hasty,<\/p>\n Quickbeam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Greetings – Quickbeam here. Ah, CRAM… the perfect Thanksgiving Feast to serve a Tolkien fan. Not only can…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-5eS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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