{"id":19788,"date":"2001-01-22T16:23:17","date_gmt":"2001-01-22T22:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/01\/22\/what-are-you-tolkien-about-15\/"},"modified":"2008-05-12T13:42:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T18:42:19","slug":"what-are-you-tolkien-about-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/01\/22\/19788-what-are-you-tolkien-about-15\/","title":{"rendered":"What are you Tolkien about?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Bad jokes heard after the LOTR Trailer&#8230;.and they don&#8217;t pull any punches either, these are horrible. [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.stygianlabyrinth.net\/ghastlyhumour\/101\/lotrjokes\/index.html\" TARGET=NEW>More<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <i>Brian from Rockheads<\/i> for the tip!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad jokes heard after the LOTR Trailer&#8230;.and they don&#8217;t pull any punches either, these are horrible. [More] Thanks&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[495,130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-59a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}