{"id":19374,"date":"2001-04-14T03:12:17","date_gmt":"2001-04-14T08:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/04\/14\/the-nightmare-journey-through-the-valley-of-merchandising-begins\/"},"modified":"2001-04-14T03:12:17","modified_gmt":"2001-04-14T08:12:17","slug":"the-nightmare-journey-through-the-valley-of-merchandising-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/04\/14\/19374-the-nightmare-journey-through-the-valley-of-merchandising-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"The nightmare journey through the Valley of Merchandising begins&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Thanks to Matt, we get a look at some of the unintentionally funniest LOTR merchandising we&#8217;ve seen so far. It&#8217;s over at <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.chez.com\/elostirion\/index.htm\">Elostirion<\/a> and it could be joke, but on the other hand, it could be true.  Look and marvel. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/perl\/newsview\/8\/987235471\">(More)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><font color=\"red\">!!!Visual Irritant Alert!!!<\/center><\/font><\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to Matt, we get a look at some of the unintentionally funniest LOTR merchandising we&#8217;ve seen so&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-52u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}