{"id":18480,"date":"2001-07-23T21:10:29","date_gmt":"2001-07-24T02:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/07\/23\/timekillers-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night\/"},"modified":"2001-07-23T21:10:29","modified_gmt":"2001-07-24T02:10:29","slug":"timekillers-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/07\/23\/18480-timekillers-it-was-a-dark-and-stormy-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Timekillers: It was a dark and stormy night&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">This year the annual Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest featured Fantasy as one of its categories, and not surprisingly  the winners wrote awful Tolkien parodies. Bad, but not bad enough. I belive that we Ringers could easily trounce this year&#8217;s winner with something much, much worse for next year, so sharpen those pencils! [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sjsu.edu\/depts\/english\/2001.htm\" target=new>More<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year the annual Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest featured Fantasy as one of its categories, and not surprisingly&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-4O4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}