{"id":18320,"date":"2001-08-09T16:09:17","date_gmt":"2001-08-09T21:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/08\/09\/show-us-your-funny-bone\/"},"modified":"2001-08-09T16:09:17","modified_gmt":"2001-08-09T21:09:17","slug":"show-us-your-funny-bone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2001\/08\/09\/18320-show-us-your-funny-bone\/","title":{"rendered":"Show Us Your Funny Bone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"intro\">Why did the Balrog Cross the Road?  How many Hobbits does it take to screw in a light bulb? Have you ever thought of a joke like this? A funny joke with a Tolkien twist? That&#8217;s what we&#8217;re looking for in this Tolkien Joke-O-Rama! Win some VERY COOL <a HREF=\"http:\/\/fan.theonering.net\/~sfx\">WETA<\/a>\/Sideshowtoys gifts!! [<a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/theonering\/contests\/0801_humorhunt.html\">More<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why did the Balrog Cross the Road? How many Hobbits does it take to screw in a light&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[130],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-main-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1tLoH-4Lu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}